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[–] Jew@hexbear.net 10 points 30 minutes ago

In my lifetime, America has only lost wars very badly.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 6 points 33 minutes ago

This is him warming up to get some sweet DOD deals. I hope he gets them before Raytheon offs him. I want Tesla to manufacture all equipment for the us army

[–] edge@hexbear.net 6 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

The headline is heartbreaking

But I hope he does try to "reform" the Us military, then they'll lose the next war even worse.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 1 points 6 minutes ago

What if we simply didn't have a next war? Lots of countries in Africa and Europe and Asia have managed to avoid it for a long time.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Wait until he finds out real war doesn't have fog of war or tech trees, either.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 1 hour ago

"Fog of war" is a real thing but not what Musk thinks.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

America should put that guy in the headline in charge of the weapons program, I mean those bazinga trucks work well right?

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 hours ago

Is he saying that because he's intentionally fucking up the US?

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, the US will lose the next war. But imagine living through the last few years and thinking the problem isn’t in productive capabilities but rather that we need to put even more money into wunderwaffen that won’t actually work.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 5 points 31 minutes ago

Germany circa 1944

[–] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 17 points 2 hours ago

Always enough money for war, while people die because they can't afford the over inflated price of insulin and inhalers.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago

I bet his solution is to bloat the war budget even more

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 23 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Get ready for Musk to start WeaponsX or ArmsX or some dumb shit like that

[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

I guess we should all copyright such company names, as a FU to Musk.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

I'm looking forward to him trying to make music and getting sued by Xzibit

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 32 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

The Hitlerists had to get stalingraded before they started bullshitting people with their Wunderwaffen pipedreams, but i guess you can also just start with this while you're in the planning stage for your next war.

Edit: next wars, sorry. ofc they'll do the usual nazi shit and open up as many fronts as possible.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 hours ago

How do we get them to keep skipping ahead til they get to the bunker?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

"we need all new icbm fleet built by SpaceX"

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 28 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Tesla AI powered m4s to every troop. No questions. Also have Elon have a crack at editing the F35s code

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Or one of his 19 year old incel interns.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Prepare for a thousand F-35 sinkholes.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hyped for the re-invented wunderwaffe. Maybe we get the V3 going again but this time it's just his shitty hyperloop tunnel at a 45 angle acting like that ping pong ball vacuum cannon from myth busters.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Bit idea: convince Musk and Trump bolo warfare is the future and have them build 30,000 ton tanks powered by AI.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 56 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

My guy you can't even win at videogames you are not a military strategist. That said he's probably right just because it is fucking obvious.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

idk paying people to win games for you is a pretty good strategy, don't know how well it'd translate to irl military strategy though lol

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 25 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I mean that’s basically how it’s done: pay a bunch of soldiers to fight the war for you

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mercenaries, e.g., Blackwater or whatever the fuck they've changed their names to in order to avoid prosecution for war crimes

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago

I think they're Academi now

[–] Bonescape@hexbear.net 48 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

really? he thinks the amount of weapons are the problem? and not that there's nowhere near enough manpower who are motivated enough to sacrifice their life for pocket change and the noble goal of raising profits for some delusional oligarchs?

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 32 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

He doesn't think he needs manpower because he can simply use AI

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 2 points 32 minutes ago

Will this be how we get skynet / A. M. ? Bazinga kill bots where you have to pay a monthly subscription to not be hunted for sport

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