we must produce the weapon to surpass all others, METAL GEAR
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God I nearly forgot that Elon said "Metal Gear Solid" on stage before
In my lifetime, America has only lost wars very badly.
What if we simply didn't have a next war? Lots of countries in Africa and Europe and Asia have managed to avoid it for a long time.
This is him warming up to get some sweet DOD deals. I hope he gets them before Raytheon offs him. I want Tesla to manufacture all equipment for the us army
Wait until he finds out real war doesn't have fog of war or tech trees, either.
"Fog of war" is a real thing but not what Musk thinks.
The headline is
But I hope he does try to "reform" the Us military, then they'll lose the next war even worse.
Elon is sad that our tanks look all boring and boxy and that we don't have flying mecha suits yet.
Yes, the US will lose the next war. But imagine living through the last few years and thinking the problem isn’t in productive capabilities but rather that we need to put even more money into wunderwaffen that won’t actually work.
Germany circa 1944
Always enough money for war, while people die because they can't afford the over inflated price of insulin and inhalers.
Is he saying that because he's intentionally fucking up the US?
Get ready for Musk to start WeaponsX or ArmsX or some dumb shit like that
I'm looking forward to him trying to make music and getting sued by Xzibit
I guess we should all copyright such company names, as a FU to Musk.
America should put that guy in the headline in charge of the weapons program, I mean those bazinga trucks work well right?
The Hitlerists had to get stalingraded before they started bullshitting people with their Wunderwaffen pipedreams, but i guess you can also just start with this while you're in the planning stage for your next war.
Edit: next wars, sorry. ofc they'll do the usual nazi shit and open up as many fronts as possible.
How do we get them to keep skipping ahead til they get to the bunker?
I bet his solution is to bloat the war budget even more
Tesla AI powered m4s to every troop. No questions. Also have Elon have a crack at editing the F35s code
Or one of his 19 year old incel interns.
My guy you can't even win at videogames you are not a military strategist. That said he's probably right just because it is fucking obvious.
idk paying people to win games for you is a pretty good strategy, don't know how well it'd translate to irl military strategy though lol
I mean that’s basically how it’s done: pay a bunch of soldiers to fight the war for you
Mercenaries, e.g., Blackwater or whatever the fuck they've changed their names to in order to avoid prosecution for war crimes
I think they're Academi now
Prepare for a thousand F-35 sinkholes.
I'm hyped for the re-invented wunderwaffe. Maybe we get the V3 going again but this time it's just his shitty hyperloop tunnel at a 45 angle acting like that ping pong ball vacuum cannon from myth busters.
watch them break the space militarization taboo because they forgot about it and then freak out when China aligns a few dozen dongfengs above American major cities in response
Bit idea: convince Musk and Trump bolo warfare is the future and have them build 30,000 ton tanks powered by AI.
really? he thinks the amount of weapons are the problem? and not that there's nowhere near enough manpower who are motivated enough to sacrifice their life for pocket change and the noble goal of raising profits for some delusional oligarchs?
The USA is going to let Elon build nukes and he’s going to start nuking US cities that refuse to pay him tribute
"we need all new icbm fleet built by SpaceX"
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