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WHERE ARE ALL THE COMMODITIES MARX, I DON'T SEE THEM ON MY COMPUTER.

https://twitter.com/drumm_colin/status/1710387435497226471

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago
[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago

Are we sure they aren't being sarcastic?

This is almost too braindead to be real, especially with that name.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's man from Dead Souls, (Petrushka iirc) who read a lot of books but understand nothing from them.

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

The first one he read might have been 'How to speed read: read any book in under 2 hours*.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

This guy is like 10% decent criticism of academia and 90% bait

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I don't know how it fits in with your breakdown, but I'm seeing around 95% jesse-wtf

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

this has to be a bot right? so incoherent

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

lol no, he runs like an online school

Say what you may, but you gotta admire his confidence.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Of all the emotions I felt reading capital I can’t say love was one of them

[-] beautiful_boater@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

Wealth isn't commodities, it is numbers on a computer. How dare you imply that the only reason the numbers matter is that they entitle me to buy commodities!

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

What commodity fetishism does to a mf

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Also there are entire chapters dedicated to the commodity known as "money"

Marx continues to lol, and lmao, in his grave marx-joker

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

marx failed to consider Schwab dot com

Death to America

[-] Homestar440@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

what if it was cummodities and it was just for the fellas?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Grimble@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Youre doing a bit"

"Fuck off!" ... (Says exactly what I'd say next if this was a bit)

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

If someone on the internet says "grownups are talking" there's a good chance they have a wall of Funko Pops, but maybe in their defense they're only Funko Pops of mature characters from edgy shows. maybe-later-honey

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

least infantile criticism of marx

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

I opened up my Schwab account and I have 10 shares of a mutual fund. I own thousands of companies. I’m literally bourgeois yet I’m still poor. Care to explain that, marxoids?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's being bad at being a capitalist read State & Rev liberal

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

I just picked some moss and you know what it wasn't? A commodity! And neither was the ant I licked. It did get confused, though. This is why Marx was wrong.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I just picked some moss

hey :(

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Oh sorry I meant licked. Don't worry no moss was harmed in this bad joke.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Sorry but you mixed your labor with it, so its basically a commodity now. Your almost bourgeois

[-] SnAgCu@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

most cogent anticommunist theory

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

anakin-padme-2 this has to be a bit, right?

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

what the fuck?

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

God I love the internet

[-] Kestrel@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I think this perfectly sums up all political debates i ever had on the internet.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

“grownups are talking” 🤣🤣🤣

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

A perfect illustration of the average burger American’s political beliefs

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

chomsky-yes-honey grandson please help me find my conmodities, they disappeared, it must be that antivirus you installed

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Mr. Marx is helping me find my commodities.

[-] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Lmao this reads very funny but im also very drunk so i have n o idea if im reading this coherently at all.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

"People keep talking about nation-states doing things, but all I'm seeing are humans and physical land. No nation-states in sight! Clearly all political theory is incoherent and wrong."

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The king of category errors.

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