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Comrades, the end of empire (1776-2028) is near. Trump is the accelerationist candidate

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[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 27 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

If we go from Trump/Vance to Vance/Trump and Vance resigns (yes this does seem to be their plan), liberals are already talking about running Obama again burgerpain

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 16 points 14 hours ago

Well, they're always saying they'd vote for Obama a third time if they could.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] simontherockjohnson@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 hours ago

I don't think Trump is capable of the Medvedev switch tbh.

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 35 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Incredibly powerful hat if you're a drug dealer. Wear one of these while driving your back the blued up car and you can ghost all over town

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 15 points 15 hours ago

This has been the 2016-2025 meta honestly man. Shits OP.

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 66 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

can't wait for the liberal tears when this happens and the democrats do nothing to prevent it. we're talking about record breaking levels of cognitive dissonance here

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 25 points 16 hours ago

Um, what's that, tankie? I'll have you know I'm filing for a permit to march in 2029 RIGHT NOW.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 15 hours ago

50 bucks for a fucking cap lol what chumps

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 44 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Liberals will invent a new mathematics that makes it not actually a third term

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 34 points 17 hours ago

He won in 2020 so it's actually his fourth term power-genius

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nytimes infographic on how 3 terms is actually 1 if we assume we live in 1776

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago

(adjusting for inflation)

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 30 points 17 hours ago

Critical Support for Comrade Trump in his heroic struggle to destroy the genocidal AmeriKKKan empire.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 41 points 18 hours ago

hamas-red-triangle illegal-to-say

Imagine paying 50$ to put a target on your head.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 39 points 18 hours ago

shit that's a good grift i should've thought of that

maybe there's still time to sell trump 2026 merch

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 48 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Who's going to stop him, the democrats? Some lawyers with a stick up their asses? The parliamentarian? Don't make me laugh.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 30 points 17 hours ago

Let's see Donny wriggle his way out of yet another jam.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

the end of republican amerikkka, the beginning of imperial amerikkka. hope we get the year of four emporers in my lifetime

[–] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 31 points 18 hours ago

Unfortunately the Year of the Four Emperors occurs ~70 years into the establishment of the imperium, and it doesn't collapse for another 500 to 1400 years later (depending on who you ask). We're gonna need a very accelerated timeline here inshallah-script

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 26 points 18 hours ago

Smug preppy black man accidentally ends American empire by making bad jokes

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 22 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

It technically shouldn't happen, but probably fuckin will sanji-pain

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I just really don't expect him to be alive and cognizant for a third term he's just such an old fuck

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 12 points 13 hours ago

Come to think of it, there hasn't been a US president that died of old age while in office. I guess Harrison comes close dying from pneumonia at 68, but that's a young whippersnapper compared to our last two crypt keepers.

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago

So was kissinger

agony-acid

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago

Being senile and old didn't stop the last one, thanks Democrats

[–] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

In b4 Dems call this "bluff" run Obama, Obama wins and enacts ~~fascism~~ 'popular reforms' to the roaring applause of the brunch crowd.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 15 points 17 hours ago

A Republican FDR