Your ex reportedly experiencing great regret about leaving you for someone better
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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Expert sources familiar with the matter report that it is theoretically possible for China to be, "a big stinky doo doo head".
the loss of usaid funding for sinophonic propaganda stories has officially reached the Doing More With Less austerity phase.
Write a headline, refute it in the tagline
Not sure who's reporting it, but it's being reported somewhere according to someone... possibly.
Oh No! No coal?! I guess we'll just have to use our Thorium or Fusion reactors 
They must be struggling now without US coal
What I hate about puke like this is that so many people won't read past the headline, then they'll go and say to others "hey, did you hear about the blackouts in China? What a hellhole of a country!"
"Reportedly" doesn't mean shit. Who "reported" it? I am reportedly a very handsome, intelligent, and talented man. Source: My mum.
Disinformation and inaccuracies can quickly snowball to the point of large numbers of people believing something that isn't even true. The news media distorts the truth with impunity and it's fucked up.
I wonder if blackouts in the west are ever considered newsworthy in China.
The power was out at my place last year for a couple of days while they did roadworks for the entrance to somebougie apartment, does that count?
What about when an indovidual smashes their car into power infrastructure and the whole suburb goes dark?
Oh and remember when some fasciat yank was busy trying to take out their local power grid?
Maybe theyre so overwhelmed by choice it doesnt get covered at all, that'd happen to me. I wish I could take anything seriously.
am reportedly a very handsome, intelligent, and talented man. Source: My mum.
Still better sourcing than this, your mom knows you're handsome and intelligent. They just made up a fake mom
Headline: CHINA NUKED!
Body Text: Okay, well, not actually, but could you imagine if it did?
source: i made it up
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
lmao