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The Newtown Pippin Apple
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Hmmm i like red apples, yellow ones too
Where's my beloved Ginger Gold?
Hot take: all apples suck, shittiest fruit good only for turning into something that makes you drunk, be that cider or mixer.
EDIT: I will happily die on this hill as long as you don't plant an apple tree on it
I will fight you over this, apples are top tier fruit. Too many other fruits rely on a subtle colour change to tell you the 5 minute window when they're ripe (I'm looking at you bananas and pears)
Apples meanwhile are easy, you look at it and you know it's terrible to eat
Bah, I've lost count of the fruit I've wasted because colourblindess makes it almost impossible to pick good fruit. Apples are consistent, delicious, and by far the best choice in my situation.
Also fruits are bourgeois decadence anyway, real proletarians live off root vegetables and local forage
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Lmao Pippins are for cooking, not eating. At least Orange Pippins are.
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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