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Finally we can tackle the menace of the wokest organ, the liver.

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Make America Hungover Again

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 78 points 1 day ago (5 children)

it's just every single little dumbfuck grievance in their rotten heads huh

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago

Reactionaries are nothing but Freudian death drive wrapped in flesh. It doesn't matter what the question is, they'll provide the answer that hurts them and everyone around them because they're too feral to exist in polite society.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty much. His base is alcoholic petite-bourgeoise landlords and jetski dealership owners.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Funny given that Trump is a teetotaler.

[–] I_Voxgaard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sobriety for me, not for thee

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Other teetotalers: Hitler, Putin, Biden, Bush.

Not teetotalers: Lenin, Stalin, Mao

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Famous teetotaler: Russell Brand

Famous wino: Jesus of Nazareth

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sucks we have that in common. I just don't drink, I wasn't trying to make a whole thing out of it.

No worries I'm just a drunk history nerd trying to justify my habit

[–] cream_provider@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Nah this one is good old fashioned industry lobbying

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

it's Pete Hegseth

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

It's like they're getting Stan Kelly to write policy.

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

frothingfash

Vaccines are woke! Sobriety is woke! Fiber is woke!

Real MEN are DRUNK, DISEASED, and DON'T SHIT RIGHT.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

Gotta bring back the peasantry if you want to be a lord.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They’re outlawing rehab next

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago

"Sobriety conversion therapy"

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean the reeducation camps your wife sends you to make you woke or she'll take the kids away?

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Can't believe they made me woke. Life was so much better when I had the freedom to be constantly hungover and vommiting all over the place.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

My doctor said he's worried about my liver and I told him I'm worried about your face because I'm gonna punch it if you keep quacking at me while I'm drinking.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I personally love exactly three beers, it's enough to feel loose and buzzy for a short while, but no hangover or immediate consequences other than pissing, it's a perfect amount to drink with good food at a cosy restaurant or a friend's house for dinner.

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

we need to bring back cigarette ads next. those were cool

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Starring fat doctors. A doctor with a fag hanging out of the side of his mouth while performing an abortion.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

An excuse to post one of my favorite things:

https://youtu.be/bWnT7pWg6x0

Clip from the original 1950s Sci fi classic "The Day The Earth Stood Still" where 2 doctors gab about the alien life expectancy while smoking cigarettes.

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Steve Feinberg: "Pete, is that you talking or the liquor?"

Pete Hegseth: "Steve... I am the liquor"

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

The Reverse Prohibition Era is coming!

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pete Hegseth insisted on this

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

"Look boss, I'll invade Iran for you, but I'm not doing it sober".

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Isn't two drinks a day a lot?

[–] OnceUponATimeInWeHo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone trying sobriety after basically alcoholism, it would take a lot more than 2 drinks to get me where I wanted to be

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Not any more screm-cool

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

"two drinks" that people actually drink is obscene

"two drinks" that are the serving size on the label is probably half a shot.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

depends on how you define a drink

  • light beers, not particularly
  • double vodkas, yes

How about PainQuil?

[–] I_Voxgaard@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

ha...

oh boy...

if only

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[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How long until they roll back DUI thresholds and enforcement to like 1970s era levels?

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Aw sweet I can have three long island ice teas a day now!!!

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

My doctor told me it was 1-2 drinks a week, and definitely not more than 4 at once. It's a group 1 carcinogen and has moderate risk of causing cancer. It's not bad advice, but it doesn't play much of a role in my poor habits.

[–] blame@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

1-2 drinks per day? drinker's nose coming back in style ig.

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