"I am a member of the United States military"
Hello? Human resources!
"I threw a live frag grenade into my commanding officer's tent"
Aww! You're so sweet!
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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🧠 not getting with soldiers because of the high chance of them mistreating you / cheating while overseas
:galaxy-brain: not getting with soldiers because you're a progressive and anti war
:centrist: not getting with soldiers because you're a libertarian and cant stand to fuck someone who works for "the largest socialist organization in the US"
To be fair to most burgertopians the military is basically the only explicitly non market system of production and distribution they know of or have experience with. The fact that it also works under a system of vaguely "to each from each" also helps to give the impression that the military is somehow socialism.
yeah, cos it's the only part of the state that still exists
the rest is just stocks in suits.
Literally the national guard brings government surplus food to food banks and the VA is the only socialized healthcare Americans have experience with. I see how they get the impression.
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The irony
It's comedic
It would be ironic and comedic if it was true.
Biden is the only socialist president who isn’t a bloody dictator. People who say socialism always fails don’t know anything about the USSA
There are so many girls that date military guys, I have no idea where this guy is looking. There's still so much respect around the military that this guy must intentionally be going after girls that aren't into the military.
He's trying to land alt girls I bet
Smh bluehaired sjw's stealing the attention of our brave freedom fighters from proper trad wives
Milcels
Cope in the comments that its just because people in the military are busy
there's nothing more arrogantly bourgeoisie than turning your nose up at someone who joined the military to build a better life for themselves.
I’m really changing my station in life, I think, as I tase another prisoner in the balls
this is psychic violence
Death to America
bro there are so many jobs that are way better at doing that. how tf is subjecting yourself to ptsd and murder going to build a better life for yourself?
I mean as someone who grew up poor in the imperial core that's really not true. If it was you wouldn't have Uber drivers
Third Amendment absolutists stay winning 
"Less than 10% of the military sees avmctive combat"
Love when they tell on themselves about not being able to connect larger themes.
People also dont like the beuracrat that signs the form confirming that family of 4 we just vaporized were terrorists, or the logistics officer that makes sure the bullet gets from the factory to the back of the farmers head as quickly as possible.
People don't just dislike the active soldiers, they dislike the people that make the things they do possible too.
You can search by controversial and find guys talking about military domestic violence rates and genocide, nature is healing.
Don't worry, you'll find someone before deployment, and I'm going to keep your half of the bed warm while you're gone
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