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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 86 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If someone gave Ben Franklin a Keffiyeh he'd wear the thing around, incorrectly, for the next year. But blah blah blah desecration

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He would 1000% use it to pick up women claiming he was a world traveler who has seen exotic sights (and wants to see one more exotic sight nudge nudge wink wink)

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The way we remember Ben Franklin is basically just Danny Devito but slightly hornier.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 81 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He seems like he'd be pulling off those Trudeau publicity stunts constantly. You may not like it but this is what a modern Ben Franklin would be like:

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Franklin would be out there claiming to be an "octoroon" to nail more French dilletantes

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

Not enough publicity tears 😢

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Another photo of him doing whiteface smdh.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't Ben Franklin learn Arabic through his own copy of the Quran, or am I thinking of a different guy?

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Think that was Jefferson. Supposedly he was big into studying religions, and I seem to remember the first Muslim in Congress being sworn in on the same Quran.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was Rashida Tlaib, but I think it's an english translation of the Quran!

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

This was what I was thinking of:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quran_oath_controversy_of_the_110th_United_States_Congress

Apparently the Jefferson Qu'ran thing came later and he was sworn in using a "regular" Qu'ran.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Apparently he created an edit of the bible that took out all the miracles and just focused on the stuff that could be applied to secular thought.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Handmaids Tale. A story famously about the desecration of statues of famous white American men

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[–] Cascadia_@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

so-true "Wow it's just like [entertainment] but the people I don't like are the bad guys!"

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Didn't the founding fathers own slaves?

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At least Ben Franklin had an abolitionist arc later in life. I don't think the intent of putting a makeshift keffiyeh is to desecrate the statue. The protesters are clearly trying to be respectful and win over "moderates" here!

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

It's a good look too!

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not all of them, but most of them did. Shoutout to Thomas Paine for not being morally bankrupt.

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The term founding fathers is an unfortunate one. It was a varied group of people with different beliefs and levels of participation. American history always makes it sound like one group of besties who hung out all the time and agreed on everything. I don't think that's what you or dirt were doing but I hear it a lot

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

A lot of their writings are them constantly talking shit on the other guys.

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

tldr, generic radlibs

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Not all of them but basically all the ones who made the history books did

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

I wonder how she feels about the roe v wade shit via a vis comparing to things to hand maids tale

Yah but no a small protest is definitely the same thing

[–] muddi@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Desecrated

Because the Founding Fathers are a pantheon for the American civic religion? (Answering myself, unironically yes!)

Meanwhile they'll protect the acts of burning Qurans and rendering the Prophet in insulting ways as free speech, and not inciting public religious conflict

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

I love how she's the self proclaimed voice of Jewish people.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. Franklin isn't holy or sacred whatever how the hell can you desecrate him.

  2. A pro-Palestine group putting a kufiyah on a statue is honoring it, if anything.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The American Civic religion certainly has its share of consecrated figures

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you think that she used "A handmaid's tale" because she was mocked for using 1984 too much, but doesn't know any other dystopian novels apart from those two?

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do now. I've been asking myself how this relates to a handmaids tale all day but I think you nailed it. It was kind of like the Brothers Karamazov, probably, I've never read it

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 year ago

Truly Kafkaesque, I assume.

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do the lead pipes in washington rot the memory? Do these people not remember the years between 1995 and 2014 when muslims were the designated targets? Why does Marxism curse me with this recollection of the very recent past.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

desecrated his statue

With a very removable bit of desecration that isn't at all permanent. Are these people capable of thinking?

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this isn't even the level of desecration drunk people will do as a laugh

that statue is less desecrated on average as they have shielded it from pigeon shit

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

If anything it's an act of preservation of the statue.

[–] AsLeftAsTheyCome@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

We need to stop liberals from using similes until we figure out what’s going on.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago

He was a slaver. So forgive me if I don't give a shit what people do to his statue.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Philly comrades stay winning. Maybe I'll hop on the subway and go turn it into a bust with a sledge hammer.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, don't do that... especially now that you've posted about it!

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Meghan McCain having a career is like The Man in the High Castle or some other book she's never read

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I forget that liberals literally care about statues more than any number of human lives.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't help imagining that if that faildaughter ever wrote a resume it'd just be the words "MY FATHER" in massive font on each page.

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[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

based anti-Philadelphia nerd action

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clown to clown conversation

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cracker talking about a dead cracker

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Hamilton revived the founding fathers cult of personality for the next generation

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Sunday morning!

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
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