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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 99 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Stop. Fucking. Writing. Like. This.

Also:

Voting. For. Someone. Does. Not. Mean. You. Endorse. Their. Actions.

IT. LITERALLY. FUCKING. DOES. AAAAAAAAHHHHH.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 63 points 10 months ago

Stop. Fucking. Writing. Like. This.

that's how adults in the room write when making hard decisions smuglord

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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

What ๐Ÿ‘ about ๐Ÿ‘ writing ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ‘ this?

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

Based ๐Ÿ‘ as ๐Ÿ‘ hell ๐Ÿ‘

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

Stop. Fucking. Writing. Like. This.

He didn't do a SIIIIIIGH at least. took-restraint

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

If I speak like a Sorkin character hard enough, it will surely make up for my total lack of substance!

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

giving someone political power isn't an endorsement of their political positions, silly!

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[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 80 points 10 months ago

if voting for someone isn't endorsing their actions then what is it?

Just something democrats deserve because they're not the other guy?

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

smuglord: "Of course! I mean, what are those minorities going to do? Vote Republican?"

(Don't tell him about Texas, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, Mississippi, and Florida)

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[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 70 points 10 months ago
[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

Voting. Is. Not. An. Endorsement. Some blood gods are better than others. Enjoy being "morally pure" you privileged dipshits during Moloch's second term

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago

Voting for them actually does endorse their actions as them being our so-called representatives are litterally acting in our name using our tax dollars to do evil shit. The DNC is excuding privaliage if they think we are going to re-endorse their bad actor for another term. Bvoting is the only performative say we realy have in this system.

And maybe-later-honey YOU. DON'T. OWN. US. YOUR. PARTY. IS. NOT. ENTITLED. TO. OUR. VOTES. WHEN. YOU. BACK. FASCISTS. AND. ASSIST. IN. GENOCIDE. AND. CRIMES. AGAINST. HUMANITY.

RUN. BETTER. CANDIDATES. JACK. whywhywhywhywhy ASSES.

[-] Juice@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm not religious, but I am praying for the black wings of the god of death to descend on these two. Not that it would make a difference but at least it would end this particular game of charades

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago

It would be very funny if they both had strokes at the same time during a debate

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Xi pls we need you to use the communist heart attack gun xi-plz

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[-] Goadstool@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

trying not to choke on the heaping helping of privilege I'm enjoying while sitting next to the space heater in this gasoline-stained garage, getting intermittent calls about my dad dying from kidney disease

[-] xj9@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago

yes they are both genocidal, but ...

god damn it you guys

[-] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 48 points 10 months ago

Voting for someone gives them a mandate. This is electoral politics 101.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

Biden wants to ethnically cleanse 100% of Gaza while Trump wants to ethnically cleanse 101% of Gaza, so I'm forced to pick Biden as the lesser evil.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

102% (with a 2% margin of error)

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

hope you enjoy feeling morally pure

yep, feels pretty nice to maintain my morals. Everytime genocide Joe gets up to some shit I can at least say to myself "I never voted for that fuck." Probably should try to run a candidate that's not completely immoral if that's something you're worried about.

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago

nice to see where the bar is

also voting for someone is literally endorsing them

[-] logflume@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago

"yes, I voted for Hitler, but the alternative was even worse!"

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago

smuglord Ackshully yes I would participate in voting if it were Mussolini vs Hitler. If you don't vote you don't get to complain!!

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

If Donald is so dangerous why don't you just Content Warning him?

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

You know, theyโ€™re called liberals

Yet they seem to be anti-liberation

smuglord

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

Militarism, policing, immigration, healthcare (covid), inflation, leftist mobilization or lack thereof, weaponization of RICO laws against leftists and marginalized people, carbon pollution and fracking/drilling

Biden is literally worse than Trump

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Also he nominated the current Fed chair so you can blame the rising interest rates on Biden too

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[-] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

football-lucy

They can't keep getting away with it NOOOOO

[-] Rebuild@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

Biden is literally worse

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

Democrats: We canโ€™t have anyone else because only Biden has high electability

Voters: I donโ€™t want to vote for him

Democrats: NOOOOOO BUT HE HAS HIGH ELECABILITY!!!!

[-] Vingst@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

By voting for any old piece of shit with a (D) this time, we incentivize the party to listen to our needs and run someone better next time.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

This. Is. An. Investment. In. Democracy.

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

God damn. I know the John Brown quote is cliche, but god damn.

Just what the entire fuck. Like yeah, of course they would, but they've never just said it out loud before like this.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Voting. For. Someone. Does. Not. Mean. You. Endorse. Their. Actions.

Yes, some genocidal freaks actually ARE worse than other genocidal freaks, and Eichmann IS still worse than Rรถhm. But I hope all you privileged dipshits enjoy feeling "morally pure" during Eichmann's second term. ๐Ÿ™„

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[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

This will be the most important election in our history. Except for the last one. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that...

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[-] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

First they came for the Palestinians and I spoke out in favour because otherwise there will be a dang cheeto in the white house.

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago
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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Further down he writes it "would be nice if a third party or a better candidate was viable, but they're just not".

Me, while I am shitting on the floor: "Sure it would be nice if the floor was clean and not full of shit, but it sadly is, so treating it like a massive toilet is sadly the only viable solution. I wish the floor wasn't full of shit too! If only there was a way to do something else, but sadly there isn't."

Edit: Like a bout of diarrhea, this analogy ran away from me. I am trying illustrate how, if you believe in representative democracy, then voting for any other reason than believing a candidate represents your values adequately, you will be poisoning the well.

[-] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

What does this guy think REPRESENTATIVE democracy is?

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Didn't know I, a queer Jew, was "privileged". And I'm not going to take lectures in complacency from a democrat.

You literally just won the election, and spent it all twiddling your thumbs because you were satisfied with that alone.

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[-] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Libs. Have. Done. The. Period. Thing. To. Fucking. Death.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

i didn't vote for either of these dudes last time and i won't this time either

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

> suit in pfp

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

vote for the Adult In The Room that Makes Hard Decisions and Gets Shit Done, like in the Prestige TV treats.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Isn't it the incumbent's job to court votes through their actions in office? Seems like his own fault if Biden can't win.

Side note, I'm so fucking tired of this dance every two years.

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