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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 68 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"what the fuck is 'water'?" smoking-fish

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Dee Eff Dubya

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[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 61 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"You think you can beat me." Smug smile widens. "Do you even think that's air you're breathing?"

[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

capitalism has gotten so evil and indefensible that its supporters have fallen to the level of denying that it as a system even exists and so no criticism against it is valid at all

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

There is a spectre not haunting the world

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago

Important insight into the liberal mind. They literally believe that Capitalism is just what you get when there's no rules at all (ie. True Freedom™) and Communism is when there's rules and government and shit.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago

i-think-that I am against the vacuum of space

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Even aside from the capitalism nonsense, wtf is going on in this guy's head?

So you can't be against the absence of for example justice, because that's the exact same as saying you're against freezing temperatures or darkness, since they're all the absence of something?

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 45 points 11 months ago

wtf is going on in this guy's head?

"I'm so frickin smart dude holy shit"

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Combo of smuglord and this pit

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

also you obviously can think it's too cold and dark

[–] kkitsuragisleftnut@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Capitalist brainworms There were literally major strikes this year caused by the absence of good working conditions.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Unfortunately the idea that capitalism is made-up isn't new. It's something libertarians say. To them, socialists made up capitalism to couch their own political ideology. If the modern world is based on human nature, if economic laws are eternal and automatic, then there is no "ism", it's just what must happen, and therefore anything else (like socialism) is false and contrived.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

lmao, this is exactly the same as when American Christian fundamentalists argue that Christianity isn't a religion but all the other religions are

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

WHAT lmao I havent seen that one either.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In footnote 34 of Capital vol 1 Marx quotes himself in this passage from The Poverty of Philosophy:

"Economists have a singular method of procedure. There are only two kinds of institutions for them, artificial and natural. The institutions of feudalism are artificial institutions, those of the bourgeoisie are natural institutions. In this, they resemble the theologians, who likewise establish two kinds of religion. Every religion which is not theirs is an invention of men, while their own is an emanation from God. When the economists say that present-day relations – the relations of bourgeois production – are natural, they imply that these are the relations in which wealth is created and productive forces developed in conformity with the laws of nature. These relations therefore are themselves natural laws independent of the influence of time. They are eternal laws which must always govern society. Thus, there has been history, but there is no longer any. There has been history, since there were the institutions of feudalism, and in these institutions of feudalism we find quite different relations of production from those of bourgeois society, which the economists try to pass off as natural and as such, eternal."

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It was something about how atheism, science and other religions are beliefs but Christianity isn't because it's the truth or whatever the twisted logic pretzel was

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Grew up in the Evangelical church - the way they always explained it to us is that it's not a religion (which is a dogmatic set of beliefs that one only obey because they are told to), but rather it's a personal relationship with Jesus, and you do the things he tells you to do only because you love him so much.

It also opens the door for some weird loopholes for dealing with apostates, since if you stop doing the things they tell you to, you must not truly have loved Jesus to begin with.

It really feels like they've honed the edge of the mind virus extra razor-sharp. Lots of wacky thought-terminating logic structures, kinda cool if it weren't so devious.

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Centrist liberals excels at this at well. How often have you heard drivel like "ideologies are bad!" or "we just listen to the experts!"?

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Media bias sites that treat centrism as neutrality.

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[–] prostate@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

real capitalism has never been tried!!!

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[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism is a strawman is the ultimate evolution of reddit brain.

We must counter it with "communism is whataboutism"

[–] WHATABOUTISM_DETECTOR@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] WHATABOUTISM_DETECTOR@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is this bot coded into the site? It's so fast to react to whataboutism

[–] WHATABOUTISM_DETECTOR@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whataboutism? What about deez nuts?

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[–] ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 11 months ago

lemmy has api specifically for bots I believe or something like that

[–] D61@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

It's like saying you're against the vacuum of space..

Hows'about'ya step into this here airlock... absolutely-safe-capsule

[–] AlkaliMarxist@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This guy's right, rather than naming something and talking about it we should call every present ruling ideology "the current system" and all past ruling ideologies ""the current system"". That makes much more sense.

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 11 months ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Liberals obviously have no grasp of reality, but libertarians and ancaps take it to an entirely different level lol

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[–] WholeEnchilada@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Jeff is back. He still hasn’t heard of The Wall Street Journal, read by capitalists, socialists, communists, the Amish, drug traffickers, et. al.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

How can capitalism be real if our eyes aren’t real thonk

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

amazing! all the encoding of communication, with none of that pesky 'meaning'

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Fuck you I hate space! Fight me!

[–] Sushi_Desires@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I am quite certain that the vacuum of space is thoroughly permeated by various fields and filled with unfathomable numbers of short lived virtual particles. I am pretty sure it has been experimentally shown that the vacuum can exert a force, entirely on its own? It is for these reasons that I am against the vacuum of space!

https://physicsworld.com/a/the-casimir-effect-a-force-from-nothing/

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When you take the phrase "Marx was formulating a criticism of society, starting with capital" entirely the wrong way.

Is that what happens when liberals read theory?

[–] kot@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

It's what happens when you get your theory from the Rand institute

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago
[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

So many words just to say "capitalism is a spook."

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

The opposite of "Everything is a social construct". "Everything that isn't a social construct isn't actually really". Antimaterialism as dogma.

[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 11 months ago

You can't be "against" the absence of something

Uh.. yes you can? I mean, that's just being "for" something. Double negatives must be a real hard concept to grasp for Mr Logical™

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