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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

nope im going to be maoist guerilla in the hills fuck this anarchista-chad

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

I like the detail of Ben Shapiro being AOC's running mate. He'd turn himself into her shoes if he could.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Santos/Boebert2032. Hell or bust baby.

Lets see how far we can fuck this ship before it sinks.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Boebert

bust

Lets see how far we can fuck this ship

spray-bottle

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

George Santos actually founded the CPUSA

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

He actually suckled Romulus and Remus, so he also founded Rome.

Statue twitter in shambles.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

This is where the fun begins

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's what Jackson Hinkle looks like? Gd most punchable face

[–] abc@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

like most losers and "MAGA communists" - he unfortunately was afflicted with the reverse Benjamin Button disease at a young age and despite being born in 1999 - looks like he is at least 38 and not actually 24 due to his comorbidity of being a fucking idiot lmao

[–] Ecoleo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought he was 18? He posted about his first day in college and how he “owned” his liberal classmates. But then one of his classmates responded saying he was just a normal guy who talked to people but didn’t do anything hostile or confrontational lol

[–] abc@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm not gonna say he was lying because you can go to college at any age but here is an Instagram picture he posted on his 24th birthday from the Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow (I'm jealous!) with the caption '24' lol. He is a dumbass virgo just like me obama-sad

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

24 going on 40 yikes

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I’m on Team Santos.

[–] yaminoEXE@ttrpg.network 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can’t believed AOC bribed Ben Shapiro with feet pics to be her running mate

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure just the suggestion of such pictures existing would be enough to get Benny boy on board.

[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Santos cos he's funny

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago

I like the detail of the 2032 election being preordained in 2020

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

General Secretary before selection

Hunter Biden

panting

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Hunter Biden x Barron Trump ticket

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

This is cursed

[–] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

it will forever be Her Turn hillary

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I can't decide until I know where the candidates stan on the issue of Cats re: Salami

[–] omenmis@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

damn no robo-joe

[–] borlax@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Santos for sure, dude fucking rules lmao.

[–] captcha@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is weirding me out. I would unquestionably vote Santos/Boebert. Its not even a bad ticket in reality.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Damn I didn't know you could make the old party more cringe than it already was

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

When the monkey's paw turns out to be the Hand of Vecna

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

CPUSA

The correct answer is join PSL