Hmm today I will play a video game named after a felony
Why is it making me do crime?
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I guess he didn't mind the aspect of the game where you take someone's car to take it for a joyride. Now that guy has to deal with insurance, can't get to work, might lose his job and apartment, etc.
That's just capitalism but in instant package.
Luckily you can shoot poor people in GTA6, they shouldn’t have an issue.
"Can I simply not debate these fine boys in blue in the marketplace of ideas?"
What rules you sons of bitches
fucks over workers who mine his lithium and make his shitty cars
"imaginary crime makes me feel bad"
What a bunch of fuckin' dweebs
Conservatism is the new punk rock.
Michael Graves is finally vindicated.
these are the guys who whine about people "virtue signalling"
I mean why would he want to shoot his employees
Ian always looks like a grumpy baby in his profile pic.
This isn't body shaming, he's just a frowny little guy with bad angles.
Dan has played GTA London, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City stories, Vice City stories, Advance, Chinatown wars. He just hates the ones with numbers
He's also played The Lost and Damned and the Ballad of Gay Tony. He got IV just for those, but didn't play the base game.
Based and anti-math pilled.
(I hate math but love shooting at cops in minecraft but for real this time (but not for real as in real-real I mean in an actual videogame this time please Mr. FBI don't Oppenheimer my home))
It's hilarious when billionaires cosplay as populists who support the police while also demonizing the agencies of law enforcement that actually go after them (the SEC in Elon's case and the FBI for Trump). Because they see nothing wrong with street-level cops oppressing the poor in the name of law and order while thinking any inquiry into their possible financial misdeeds is a violation of human rights.
Ian Miles Cheong is gonna be such a grumpy looking old man one day if he doesn't die from gooning injuries first
So Dan has played San Andreas then? That's the best one anyway.
If you have a problem with killing the cops in GTA, you are not paying attention to the game. The game presents cops as monstrous racists who are trigger happy and corrupt. Therefore, killing the cops is justified, since the universe presents them as evil.