I'm getting psychic damage trying to work out what the fuck this is supposed to mean
this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
112 points (100.0% liked)
the_dunk_tank
15988 readers
1 users here now
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)
Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.
Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.
Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml
Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
I choose to believe it's because Jar Jar was black Caribbean.
He's a -- He's a Loser Little Titty Baby
The same people who support the Houthis made Star Wars WOKE
rooted for Jar Jar Binks
Aren't we supposed to root for Jar Jar Binks? Didn't he fight the invasion of Naboo?
He also made a speech before the Space Bundestag encouraging them to hand total power to Space Hitler.
The collapse of space liberalism into space fascism was inevitable absent any mass movement for space communism, but he speed it up.
He was tricked into it, though. It's not really his fault, I don't think anyone else could've seen it coming.
Oh whoops how could I have known that giving all powers to one shady guy might be bad?
I mean....I kinda blame whoever had a five minute conversation with Jar Jar and came to the conclusion "we should put this guy in a political position" (so I guess basically the average voter)
yeah the whole galactic senate is extremely dumb. it's a surprise it didn't collapse sooner. representation is not proportional at all, they spend all their time flying around on little disks and making speeches instead of doing any legislating or planning. Not sure why you made a jab at voters when the problem is clearly that the system is lopsided and undemocratic and has no legitimacy.
"oops i accidentally did a fascism" is still "did a fascism"
it was closer to a space nazi magic mind control deception than just an oopsie
He supported Naboo settler state and their Republican overlords over the Trade Federation invaders in classic colonial war, later himself even becoming the comprador token native in Republic Senate.
He later caused the collapse of the galactic republic though lmao
He was a patsy who was manipulated into doing the bidding of a Sith Lord who had already orchestrated a galactic civil war and gotten away with it. He did a bad thing but he meant well and nobody else could reasonably done better in his situation.
Sorry I'm a strict Darth Jar Jar-ist, he knew what he was doing
Yeah right, if that excuse wouldn't work for a UK prime minister it won't work for Jar Jar
Jar Jar outlasted a cabbage at least.
This is it, the most grievously I've ever been insulted by an AI-generated gun.
AK-9
grievously
star wars post
lol
It's fucking sick and I'm sure Kalashnikov Concern is protoyping one as we speak.
The Houthis somehow made an AK pistol with a banana clip grip.
Extendo clips in my ao-46
Damn
Where is the magazine release?
"They all look the same"
I don’t even want to know what was typed into the prompt to generate this
ET being in Star Wars and sending out facehuggers to turn other characters into more ETs and then having the whole movie remade as an allegory to apartheid South Africa
E.T. is in Star Wars, during the senate scene in Episode I there's a bunch of aliens that look like E.T.
Jar Jar's minstrel show hijinks were in service of the good guys, though.
AI art and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
What do you mean? He's just casually holding the front half of an AK by the mag.
rifle is fine!
damn bro that's so true
wouldn't want to be seen rooting for Jar Jar Binks now, would you?
That's projecting a whole lot of racism.
one handed AK looks pog af
E.T. creeped me out enough as a kid that I was literally rooting for the CIA.
jar jar binks is based
ET's ability to express himself in English may have been limited, but don't you remember the scene from the movie where he finally did "phone home" and then spoke in fluent Arabic for 15 minutes about weak points in Saudi military infrastructure and shipping logistics in the Red Sea?