submitted 10 months ago by carpoftruth@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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this is a real ad that is running

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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They say his right eye is always looking at that grassy knoll in Dallas, no matter what direction he's facing, or how far away he is. That's where it all started to go wrong.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

If I ever run for office, I'm running thirty of these sweepstakes. Just gonna spend an entire month doing vacation activities with random donors and get 0.5% of the vote

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Dudes rock

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

The bird has more human eyes than him

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

The bird is a predator by nature, Kennedy is a predator by choice. It makes all the difference

[-] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 10 months ago

I still don't know what this guy is about tbh

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

He has an -FK in his name therefore he is based and smart and against the deep state because he is, okay? Don’t question it.

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

he's just Biden but for the woo-woo anti-vax crystal moms

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

He's actually surprisingly woke on foreign policy, he wants to reduce US military presence globally and blames US/NATO for the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

somehow being into falconry is tge least weird thing about him

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

I thought the F stood for Fortnite

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Honestly, let him cook

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

I don't know anything about RFK, but I'd fuck with a falcon for a day and return to chapo dot ppb slash badposting to talk about his dog shit politics

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

falconry and conversation

Oh come on.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I saw several videos recommended on YouTube from his channel. One of them was something like “I will buy you a house” or something like that. I thought they were real estate scam ads until I saw the channel name

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Biden, Trump, RFK - falconry, marry, kill?

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kill Biden, Marry and then kill trump in bed, Falconry and kill RFK in a "hunting accident"

[-] davel@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

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