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the concept of a shonen anime with a good story is, by nature, an oxymoron. a myth, like Bigfoot or people being able to 'visualize' apples in their brains
We need this man on hexbear, never have I seen someone with such posting power.
I'm gonna visualize so many fuckin apples
im gunna rotate them too and nobody can stop me
I’m gonna rotate them like a cartoon character eating corn on the cob
Am I wrong to think this is extremely funny? I feel like this can't be typed with a straight face...
the russians
This dude is a next level troll. Truly amazing posting.
I see Anilist caved and let decimal ratings? Shameful.
Nooo i like decimal ratings. On Trakt i so often look at two movies i rated a 7 and go "these movies are NOT the same amount of good, please let me differntiate".
Every decimal rating you give is a small decimal percentage of your Reviewer's Integrity that erodes away because you can't be confident in your Big 10 rating. I want you to turn in your badge and your log-in info. And I want you out of this precinct. I don't want to see the name Drago McAutism on that desk by Monday.
But! But! (First example i noticed on my Trakt list) Pitch Perfects 1 and 2 are both rated 7 for me but the sequel is not as good as the original, but the sequel is also not a 6 :( please i just want to be autistic over minutae.
the overwhelming majority of people who watch this show do so because they like the idea of being emasculated by an imperious woman.
He's not wrong there.
how is this a bad thing tho
It’s not, it’s just that it’s an anime so there’s a 50% chance they’re all children
this is indeed true
we must purge anime, and it will become glorious
half of my motivation for being a communist is thinking of what eldritch smut people could come up with after the revolution. No profit motive and likely thousands of times more skilled artists and writers with many more tools and material resources. It’s going to be great. Not because I think I need more advanced smut, I just think that kind of weird shit summarizes what’s great about human beings
I don’t care if this is cumbrained, you literally cannot deny this will be the case
More advanced smut post-revolution would by no stretch be a bad thing, however
Also though yes, 
It's why Venus in Furs is my third favorite book.
~~Are the images acting up for anyone else? It keeps following the link instead of removing the spoiler.~~
E) AH, nm see it in source
Did he...photoshop his eyes to look bigger in that pic? Or use a fish eye lens to try and achieve the same effect? Maybe he's just jealous of anime and that's why he's attacking it.
Glass lenses can magnify your eyes.
Oh yeah, that's probably it. I still like the idea that he's on this anti-anime tirade because he's jealous though.
Absurd posting level tbh
....is that a photo of Reynhard Sinaga?