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Pharaoh Homelander?
Chudhotep XXXVIII
Best friends with American Jesus, the super tall white guy with long hair.
I wish cumskin Jesus was real, it'd be a good bit.
this is the face they invented crackers for
egyptian people should be allowed to kill anyone who makes up shit about the pyramids at this point.
There’s a reason Klan leadership pivoted into writing esoteric and supernatural “nonfiction” a couple decades back. That shit is insidious.
refuses to allow genetic testing of early emperors
shows a picture of a fucking taklamakan mummy. mmmm yes so prehistoric China had a claim in modern Xinjiang then? 
genetic testing is just elevated phrenology anyway, all it actually tells you is what groups/modern people are related to a particular corpse, or group of corpses. it can help identify some movements of people but provides zero insight into the culture or language or social status of the people. there is no white people gene, we don't actually know how mummies looked or skulls looked in life.
also there aren't any verified early emperor burials what the fuck are they talking about. the ban was on all kinds of archaeological corpses because westoids kept fucking stealing samples to do phrenology with
but like the second one has to be bait what self-respecting white supremacist wouldn't say something like the coliseum and just claim it's more impressive than the pyramids?????
Genghis Khan? White.
Xerxes? White.
Jesus? White
Mohammed? White.
Sargon of Akkad? White.
The entire population of Australopithecus? Believe it or not, white.
Sargon of Akkad? White.
I mean there's some 
Anglo Island dipshit using his name so, two Pinocchios for this line.
Carl Of Swindon? Extremely white.
Also British, a right bastard, and a culture thief. But I'm repeating myself
Genghis Khan? White
23 minutes of hardcore debunking on that claim (which i know was a bit but it's cool historiography)
literally finding it funny that ghengis khan looks pretty much exactly what wed expect him to look like based off what we can observe of typical modern mongolian men but you have to actually convince some shitass white dudes that this obvious thing is true and real
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Like anyone even seriously proposing that theory today? Those are PDX forum morons just take the Secret History telling us he was a redhead and then go straight for their "everyone was a Tocharian" usual nonsense.
racists always be. but i really like that guy, mans so good. a video that could've been 30 seconds of "no" is a detailed study of all available sources extremely proving the obvious beyond any shadow of doubt. i appreciate.
tocharians are a real bullshit thing named after a pretty discrete area in the tarim basin but some 19th century euro guy who associated them with references to tokharistan (several hundred kms south and over a mountain range) has stuck in the nomenclature without any academic support for it
"If we steal from your culture is it really your culture anymore?"
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Atlantians were proto whites/proto Faustians. I'm assuming that's what Spengler says in Early Days of World History
It's more complicated than that. European cultures begin as an alchemical merging of Atlantean and Turanian elements.
Turanian? I would've thought Nemedian or Poitainian over them. Aquilonian even.
The most embarrassing part of that exchange is believing Spengler
Turanian? I would've thought Nemedian or Poitainian over them. Aquilonian even.
what do any of these words mean
I don't want to go down a white supremacist Google hole, which I fully expect to happen if I just search them blindly
could someone who is a little more online please tell me wtf any of those proper nouns mean?
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I've often wondered how all of this nonsense could work when it is all inherently contradictory, now I know. They just have a conversation where they use fancy words to sound smart without knowing what any of these words mean.
Parrots are better for conversation than these bozos. At least a parrot can be nice and direct and isn't deeply insecure about their intelligence and making it everyone else's problem.
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damn china and their dastardly archeological integrity
I mean, on the one hand i couldn’t care less about imperial bloodlines. Its all a bunch of made up bullshit. Why not test them?
On the other hand, idgaf about China not allowing testing, either. They’re Chinas mummies or corpses or bodies or whatever. They can do whatever they want with their silly imperial nonsense ideas.
Test them. Or dont. what the fuck does it actually matter to anyone?
I mean, on the one hand i couldn’t care less about imperial bloodlines.
No, no, no. Hear me out. Consider a subpopulation of people that exist in a tiny private city, never leave the house, demand everyone wait on them hand-and-foot like gods, and then repeatedly get rolled by "primitive" neighbors every time they want to do some light imperialism on their borders.
Test them. Or dont.
"You won't let us test your emperors!" is the thin edge of the pseudo-science gobblegock edge, wherein some whiny cranks at The University of Jesus Iowa with PhDs in Time Cube Maths send threatening letters to the local Chinese consulate demanding first class tickets to the Beijing Museum Of Fake Science to debunk claims made about how many angels can dance on the end of a pin.
Its just another Alex Jones "We Have The Documents" rant.
White Nation of Islam guy who believes Yakub was actually white and invented white people out of love
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Doesn't Israel just not allow DNA heritage testing at all? Why is this specifically beyond the pale?
Because they might discover that a good chunk of Palestinians are descendants of people who were there before the diaspora every happened.
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When you sprinkle a bit of great man theory on top of your racism:
« The emperor was white for real! What? What do you mean the emperor didn’t build the entire Chinese civilization all by himself? He was the emperor I tell you THE EMPEROR! »
your brain on Warhammer 40k:
they claim that about everyone
Hey, just checking in with you @autismdragon
Are you doing ok? Don't damage your mental health looking at all this vitriol on twitter, take care of yourself. :)
Oh stuff like this doesnt bother me that much. When i see dumb stuff on there, i bring it to the dunk tank because thats what its for. Some stuff bothers me but not this. This is just silly
Thanks though!
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AutismDragon really doing gods work trolling Twitter for premium brain poison. o7 comrade
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i actually heard a similar thing about Japan from one of my college anthropology professors, they (sourcelessly) implied that japan refused to test because they didn't want people to know the royal family was actually Korean or something. I could see the Chinese government wanting to just completely avoid any kind of stupid historical culture shock that could come from similar testing.
It's not really a secret that most early Japanese culture was just shamelessly copying China until they eventually developed their own thing. Wouldn't be surprising if the nobility had Chinese or Korean blood in there.
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ah, the Reverse Hotep, a rare specimen
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