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It's been a couple years since this has happened, and I know nobody got me on camera, otherwise something bad would have happened already. One day, I woke up in the absolute gutter. I was going to be a fucking menace that day, to myself or someone else. I decide I'm going to go grab beer, pizza and drugs, and hop in the car. I'm just bawling my eyes out the entire time driving down the road, until I pass by this rally of people standing on a bridge hanging a "freedom" flag, and a few people in Nazi shirts.

Pull over, throw a bunch of moldy coffee on them, scream at them and start to drive off. One of the guys in the actual nazi shirts tries to chase me down, but I threw the car in reverse and came like a couple feet from giving the red paintjob on my car a touchup, and sped off. The last thing that guy would have seen is a huge bumper sticker that says "Move. I'm gay." This all happens in the course of about 10 seconds. Grabbed my pizza, beer and drugs in about 15 minutes, drove by again and saw that they had left, but there was still a "freedom" flag. I took the flag and brought it home.

Fucking losers. That was a terrifying day from everything I did in peak psychosis/mania, but a great memory nonetheless. The only thing I don't regret doing that day.

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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago

Braver than the troops 07

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

Extremely based fidel-salute-big

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

Thank you for your service hero-of-socialist-labor

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago
[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

if they got your license plate and the cops come after you, let us know so we can help fund your legal defense. fidel-salute-big

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's been so long at this point that if the cops were coming, they already would have. Also, I had different plates back then lol. I'm finally posting this onto the wider internet instead of just being shared amongst people close to me.

[-] Galli@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

pit Leyla coming! scared-fash

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

Uncritical support to a real one

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Real supersoldier hours

[-] roux@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

We drove under a fridge flag goon platoon a few years back and I flipped them all off. Usually when just driving passed shit like this you aren't ever really seen but one of the chuds on the right side of the bridge flipped me back off. It was like we shared a moment.

#LostConnections

[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago
[-] TheOtherJack@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

This is beautiful.

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago
[-] D61@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Jake and Elwood Blues approve of this post

[-] TheEgoBot@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 8 months ago

I hate Illinois nazis

[-] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

:captured-fascist-flag: based-department

[-] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

One of the posts of all time, hell yeah o7

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago
[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

why are you profiling yourself in your post

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

This all happened long enough ago, with enough that's happened in between it that I know nobody is coming after me for this.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

11/10, no notes. Going to brew some old coffee to sit in my car till it gets nice and moldy for this purpose. And I'm putting homeless care kits in my trunk.

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Gotta add some dairy or something else to make the mold bad.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Huge Blues Brothers energy. That rules

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

rat-salute-2

Fuck it, life is short and praxis is praxis. I'm glad you didn't die.

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, in retrospect, I don't suggest anybody else do this. I live in America, in a particularly gun friendly state. I could have been shot over that shit, and honestly I'd get it if that had happened

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

It be like that. I was spiraling one time and spat in the face of a transphobic "comedian" at an open mic and we fought for two blows. Was a very proud note to begin a bad period on.

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