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Not to mention...they show China, but it isn't highlighted as a "Country with a Chinese base"
They can't even do the colors on the Very Real And Scary Imperialism Map™ right
missed opportunity to add at least one extra splotch of burgundy smdm propagandists these days so lazy i tell ya
And the base is located in a country that leases land for military bases like it’s candy to any country that asks lol
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So are they saying that having overseas military bases is a bad thing now, or?
They're trying their damn hardest to conjure up some sort of whataboutism to throw at people who point this out
whataboutism 
Precisely, bot
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yeah but what this doesn't show is how many bases the US has in the US! the US is overseas from all of these bases
Shoddy reporting here, The Economist is missing a few important ones like:
Countries that I had a wet dream about China hosting a base
Countries that start with the letter C, like China, that could have a base
Countries that China definitely hasn't considered hosting a base in but might change their mind someday
Countries with enough undeveloped land to host a Chinese military base
Countries larger than a Chinese military base, and so could probably host one.
Updating all the land area measurements in Wikipedia to units of Probable Number of Chinese Military Bases Hosted
o fuck the us has so many chinese military bases
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Countries that I had a wet dream about China hosting a base
came to the fleeting thought that China built a base in Liechtenstein
go ahead Kamala, send your best
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idk The Economist, all of this sounds pretty... baseless
The Economist is a piece of rag that likes to get high on orientalism and neoliberalism...
The Economist is what happens when someone parses the first word of "Combat Liberalism" as an adjective instead of a verb.
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The Economist is liberal ideology and imperialism distilled
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Putting on my resume positions that I’ve considered and positions that I’ve applied to under the “experience” section
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Litteraly no sources, only vibes.
I mean the Djibouti one is accurate. Just omitting that it's a joint base between China, the west, Japan, etc. for a bunch of merchant mariners or whatever.
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source: ourselves, so just trust us bro, it's probably true
Source: The Economist
Source: Dude trust me
All the best diagrams contain the word "probably" multiple times
In surprised they didn't just include every Chinatown in a majort city as a "base"
flashback to a year ago when Chinese community centers in the US and Canada kept getting accused of being police stations
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We're getting reports that a Chinese Vicky 3 player thought his country probably should build a base on the Falkland Islands to project power. Is this funny to you, too, you insolent tankies?
So only one base, that's an anti piracy base in conjunction with the West?
Lmao. Embarassing reporting
At this point, why even only go this far? Why not have it say "places China is probably considering conquering in the future." or something?
smh economist, didn't even list the base China probably thought about establishing in the Shadow Realm to keep tabs on Marik Ishtar
Tallying up my body count like
People Ive fucked with:
People I may or may not have tried to hookup with:
People I probably thought about sleeping with at one point:
and then saying I'm the world's #1 best shagger
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Probably considered 
Scary western mind reading devices
- Day I slept with the author's mom
- Days that I probably approached author's mom to proposition her
- Days I've probably considered sleeping with author's mom
How do I get one of these easy journalist jobs where you just make stuff up?
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Big tactical mistake by China to not maybe or maybe not consider what would happen if they asked Bhutan to host a Chinese base without actually asking them to do so. Speaking from experience here. I considered asking Bhutan to host a military base of mine (in the end I decided on not asking since I have no connection to Bhutan or any kind of military) and it worked out great.
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Just to make something clear. Djibouti's main economic activity is selling military bases to anyone who asks for one.
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We're 1 and a half years later from the publication of this. How many new bases are there?
Oh. None? Alright then.
I'll try to remember that when I'm thinking about my impoverished country spending all our heavy tax money on NATO bases and equipment, those damn commies are so war hungry
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