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[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 112 points 10 months ago (2 children)

probably

considered

one real base

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Not to mention...they show China, but it isn't highlighted as a "Country with a Chinese base"

They can't even do the colors on the Very Real And Scary Imperialism Map™ right

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

missed opportunity to add at least one extra splotch of burgundy smdm propagandists these days so lazy i tell ya

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And the base is located in a country that leases land for military bases like it’s candy to any country that asks lol

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 97 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

So are they saying that having overseas military bases is a bad thing now, or?

[–] BrezhnevsEyebrows@hexbear.net 69 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They're trying their damn hardest to conjure up some sort of whataboutism to throw at people who point this out

[–] WHATABOUTISM_DETECTOR@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] BrezhnevsEyebrows@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Precisely, bot

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

those countries WANT those bases there!

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[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

119 bases in Germany

119 bases in Japan

jokerfied

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[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 10 months ago

yeah but what this doesn't show is how many bases the US has in the US! the US is overseas from all of these bases

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 89 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Shoddy reporting here, The Economist is missing a few important ones like:

Countries that I had a wet dream about China hosting a base

Countries that start with the letter C, like China, that could have a base

Countries that China definitely hasn't considered hosting a base in but might change their mind someday

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Countries with enough undeveloped land to host a Chinese military base

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Countries larger than a Chinese military base, and so could probably host one.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Updating all the land area measurements in Wikipedia to units of Probable Number of Chinese Military Bases Hosted

[–] booty@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

o fuck the us has so many chinese military bases

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Countries that I had a wet dream about China hosting a base

came to the fleeting thought that China built a base in Liechtenstein

go ahead Kamala, send your best

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[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Every time you eat dim sum, China gets a new military base

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[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 84 points 10 months ago (4 children)

idk The Economist, all of this sounds pretty... baseless

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The Economist is a piece of rag that likes to get high on orientalism and neoliberalism...

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Economist is what happens when someone parses the first word of "Combat Liberalism" as an adjective instead of a verb.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

The Economist is liberal ideology and imperialism distilled

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 81 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Putting on my resume positions that I’ve considered and positions that I’ve applied to under the “experience” section

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 56 points 10 months ago

Resume

  • Certifications I have

  • Certifications I've bought materials for

  • Certifications I've looked up online

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Litteraly no sources, only vibes.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 81 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I mean the Djibouti one is accurate. Just omitting that it's a joint base between China, the west, Japan, etc. for a bunch of merchant mariners or whatever.

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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

source: ourselves, so just trust us bro, it's probably true

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 73 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

Source: Dude trust me

[–] booty@hexbear.net 63 points 10 months ago

All the best diagrams contain the word "probably" multiple times

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In surprised they didn't just include every Chinatown in a majort city as a "base"

[–] axont@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

flashback to a year ago when Chinese community centers in the US and Canada kept getting accused of being police stations

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

We're getting reports that a Chinese Vicky 3 player thought his country probably should build a base on the Falkland Islands to project power. Is this funny to you, too, you insolent tankies?

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

So only one base, that's an anti piracy base in conjunction with the West?

Lmao. Embarassing reporting

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 48 points 10 months ago

At this point, why even only go this far? Why not have it say "places China is probably considering conquering in the future." or something?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

smh economist, didn't even list the base China probably thought about establishing in the Shadow Realm to keep tabs on Marik Ishtar

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tallying up my body count like

People Ive fucked with:
People I may or may not have tried to hookup with:
People I probably thought about sleeping with at one point:

and then saying I'm the world's #1 best shagger

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[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The height of being a map pervert.

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[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

Probably considered agony-shivering

Scary western mind reading devices

[–] PauliExcluded@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago
[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago
[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago
  • Day I slept with the author's mom
  • Days that I probably approached author's mom to proposition her
  • Days I've probably considered sleeping with author's mom
[–] red552@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do I get one of these easy journalist jobs where you just make stuff up?

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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Big tactical mistake by China to not maybe or maybe not consider what would happen if they asked Bhutan to host a Chinese base without actually asking them to do so. Speaking from experience here. I considered asking Bhutan to host a military base of mine (in the end I decided on not asking since I have no connection to Bhutan or any kind of military) and it worked out great.

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just to make something clear. Djibouti's main economic activity is selling military bases to anyone who asks for one.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We're 1 and a half years later from the publication of this. How many new bases are there?

Oh. None? Alright then.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

I'll try to remember that when I'm thinking about my impoverished country spending all our heavy tax money on NATO bases and equipment, those damn commies are so war hungry

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