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Its sun, so dogshit sources, but starmer is a genocidal knight so fuck him.

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[–] LarsAdultsen@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Fuck, Samurai Cop is bleeding into reality

Also, what level of cognitive dissonance is Starmer on that he can lead the “labour” party and still read The Sun?

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What about my claymore traditional longsword?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

no claymores for you as well

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Because fuck Scotland (official New Labour motto).

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Keith, you are a fascist. You're not going to be Asanuma'd.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

They'll rename them hero swords

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

A True Ninja Sword chooses its weirder and when bonded to a true ninja Warrior can never thence be parted save by death in combat.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 10 points 9 months ago (7 children)

UK politicians would fucking ban butter knives to ensure the nanny-state has total control of your life.

Y'all need to do what our guys did one time a while back where we were sick and tired of your boss pestering us for more money to fund his whore and alcohol addiction and we simply dumped a bunch of tea barrels into the harbor.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Settle down Hoss, you USAmericans are literally the most cucked people on the planet

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah you are absolutely correct. Hopefully the next generation of kids currently getting shot up in our schools come out hardened like soldiers after the D-Day invasion of Normandy and you soft obese islanders can stop poking fun at us.

/s btw

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I don't live on an island.

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[–] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

https://x.com/macarthurboyd/status/1750139916221046995

christopher macarthur-boyd @macarthurboyd

most people: i find it really difficult to access the health service in a meaningful way

keir starmer: the tenets of ninjitsu warfare will be eradicated from these lands, by decree of the shogun

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wasn't there a moral panic about ninja-related media in the UK in the late '80s? I know Konami's TMNT game got renamed "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles" for some reason.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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