Remember when Obama deported more people than Bush (or Trump), and bombed 8 countries, and then democrats won all elections forever because all the moderate republicans started voting democrat?

Dems can spill rivers of blood. Republicans will still win the hogs by promising to double it.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 73 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Remember when Obummer did exactly what the GOP wanted and then the Georgia Ag sector crashed because there were no undocumented farm workers for the harvest and America runs on ag workers paid starvation wages off the books?

I would love to pick through that man's brain to try to figure out what the fuck he was ever thinking.

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

West Wing reruns mostly.

If the American People see the democrats trying to compromise with the republicans by giving them half the budget (even though Dems have a super majority), the republicans will be compelled by their better nature to reciprocate. And if they don't, surely the American people will vote for the Dems for being so magnanimous.

This was reflected in most of his speeches and press ops.

Instead of "Here's how we're gonna help you", his healthcare speech was "Skin in the game! This is not a handout, fuck those welfare queens, we're gonna help people get skin in the game! so they can buy their own healthcare on a free market".

Instead of "Beating the shit out of a black dude for standing in his front yard is bad", they had the both sides beer, where the cop who beat this guy and arrested him in front of his family and neighbors got to sit down and have one(1) beer with his victim.

etc

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[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would love to pick through that man's brain to try to figure out what the fuck he was ever thinking.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Huh. Yeah. Weird. I just, you know, asked people out and annoyed my classmates by asking questions on things I found fascinating. What a loser.

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 59 points 9 months ago

Bit idea: voting for republicans because they stopped the democrats' draconian border bill

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Our whole political system is just the spiderman pointing at spiderman meme but instead of 2 spidermen it's 2 hitlers

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

And they're pointing at themselves instead of each other

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago

"Joe Biden is trying to allocate money for more kid cages and building the wall and republicans are blocking it. See the hypocrisy?"
smuglord

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes, that's what gets on my nerves about Republicans. They only pretend to be evil. When the time comes to do evil they walk away and show extreme hypocrisy.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What I love about this situation is that the dems are screaming that fascism is on the rise in America!

Yeah. That's true. And you're helping - you fuckers.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

And you're helping

Liberals and helping fascists, name a more iconic duo sadness-abysmal

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[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago

The supreme irony of my career: During the 2022 campaign, the GOP bludgeoned me as an anti-Nazi with a hard-on for not being a deranged Hitlerite. Now I'm here in the Senate demanding we do Nazism and they won't take yes for an answer. Who's Hitler now, Senate Republicans?

[–] regul@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why won't Joe Biden deport my wife!?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

"Listen, hosey-jack. We're workin' on it. We see you. We hear you. We're listening to you. Pardon me. I apologize. My stutter. I meant to say, josé-jack."

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I choose to believe that Fetterman is doing a bit. Like he's doing an avante garde performance piece about how useless bourgeois democracy is.

[–] HauntedBySpectacle@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

getting divorced for political satire reasons

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Eye of the Tiger - his theme song starts playing. He enters from stage right in blue and white sweats with a big Star of David on his chest. He reaches the mic, waits a beat, and he pushes a small button he has been holding in his hand that makes his Israeli flag cape unfurl. The music stops and he says "Are ya triggered?..."

[–] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

This dude is like if one of those late night liberal comedians became a politician but even less funny

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

anakin-padme-2 with the demon-craps racing to the right of the re-puke-lickans i'm sure the lib VOOTERS will finally come to their senses that these parties do not serve the people, right?

anakin-padme-1 come to their senses that the republicans are now the lesser evil?

anakin-padme-4 ...

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[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

the-doohickey

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The jolly green fascist, I guess., What the fuck?

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

social democracy is objectively the left wing of fascism

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

Let me just address his wife real quick:
Listen. Sweetie. You can find a tall guy who isnt racist. It's possible. They exist. I get the appeal, I do, but you've got to have some standards.