the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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GBnews is actual cancer so I wouldn't even click it if I were you. Plus, nobody else seems to have reported this.
Is it too early to get the crabs out???
Condition yellow. Crabs on standby.
He's afraid the doctors will MAID him like they did his great grandfather.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_V#Declining_health_and_death
wasn't there some controversy here about GB News being a sort of shitty site for news? He is a big supporter of alternative medicine, and that dude Michael Dixon is a homeopath and also leads the medical team for the monarchy. But idk this is also just one dude saying this. It would be pretty funny though if he actually did this.
They employ a bunch of right wing cranks like Nigel Farage and Andrew Neil, so as much as we all want this to be true, consider the source.
This is so much more interesting to me than Steve Jobs. Jobs was just a colossal asshole who thought he could outsmart death because he sold phones real good. The King seems to believe in actual magic, if this and those clips of him talking about traditionalism are anything to go by.
Steve Jobs was a man who believed in nothing, except his own vanity and ego. King Charles is a man who apparently has faith in the divinity of royalty. Obviously he's just as wrong as Jobs, ultimately, and will die, but I can't help but have a little respect for someone who actually believes in something, even if it is something this stupid.
Cancer handshaking Chemotherapy with the text "Killing King Charles" in the middle
Does colloidal silver count as a potion?
Yes, I'm sure the king's royal court potion crafter makes potions using the best colloidal silver every so often, not too often or he'll turn Smurf blue.
natural selection 
Well, RIP.
English Kings named Charles and dying due to their own stubbornness - name a better duo.
It would be better as traditional trio 🪓
he's just trying to delegitimize (new word just dropped) the nhs
What would be a british version of Breaking Bad called?
Utterly Shitted
Don't forget to fucking die a slow and painful death, Charles.
God save the king. Oh? Too bad
AKA adrenochrome. They love laughing at us
Love to see it