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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

epic grandpa 100. i bet he can recognise her and everything.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

If Biden busted a nut it'd fucking kill him.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

In a loud, confident voice "Do you like it? I know you like it 'Cause—"

Yelling "Joe, honey? I can barely hear you. I'm in the other room."

In a loud angry voice "Never mind! Never mind!"

Yelling but trying to be warm "I can come over there and—"

In a louder an angrier voice "No! No! No! Never mind! Never mind!" and he starts putting his pants back on.

In a quiet voice to herself "Oh, he did it again." She tries to cheer herself up "At least it wasn't in front of the press."

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago

My man hasn't dropped glue since the turn of the century.

[–] heyoheyoheyyyy@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

god damn ukkk for the daily mail and god damn amerikkka for existing and god damn ukkk again for amerikkka existing. jesus fuck

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

That's in the bible.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

VERY risqué (sex mentioned)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

I'm mad at Jake Tapper for saying the S-WORD on live tv while my children (Aburey and Aidan) where in the room.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately he's flawlessly fooling every dumbshit lib in the country.

It helps they want to be fooled.

[–] madkins@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The sad thing is he's not, but what the fuck do you do in this country when your choice is two crap flavored sandwiches?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Lol the fact that “good sex helps marriage” is seen as a joke by these people shows that he is in fact not fucking

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You couldn't uh um you could-'vea a made me cum now what do you excuse me, you, you, what do you think? biden-forgor

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

"I sure do love to conspicuously shuffles through note cards bust fat nuts folks."

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Uh oh, I shouldn't have done that

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

that's MY PRESIDENT'S o face

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

:grandpa-Simpson: I had seeeeexxxxxx

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 8 months ago

Biden isn't shy about PDA

Is a hell of a way to describe him sniffing every teenage girl he can get his hands on.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Joe is just a handsy horn dog with dementia. Real Presidential Material.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

isn't severe erectile dysfunction like, pretty much guaranteed at that age?

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Viagra is a thing. If you didn't know 80 year old can fuck you've never been to a nursing home.

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Judging by his son and his brother he probably quite hung.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

With his luck, he might be the only one who isn't

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Of course ukkk would also care deeply about the sexual proclivites of almost literal ghouls. cringe

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 8 months ago

but he didn't mean with Jill, he meant with staffers and other even more vulnerable girls

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just a quick biden-nibble