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[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is what British people discovering American natives was like, it was so mindblowing to them that these foreign "barbaric" people were able (more able in fact) to communicate with good manners and intentions. Yet they still stayed racist as fuck and the intellectual community tried to avoid attributing ideological contributions to the actual natives that thought of them.

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

One of things that stood out to me learning about European contact with natives was that the reports from Euros were largely like "omg look at these weird savages, we must teach them about the Lord and good manners!" But many tribes, having come into contact with various other tribes with different cultures for centuries, were like "Oh look, people, lets say hey and give them gifts." From a young age I had the thought "the Europeans were actually the less civilized and cultured people weren't they?"

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The weirdest ever European colonial contact will be that time a group of Brits assumed a group of gorillas were violent hairy natives. And sent back a very confused written report about it.

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[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 54 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I took a weekend course and unlearned racism. Still have the diploma.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dude the final in that course is so hard. You have to meet like 20 representatives from global south nations and not make any racist assumptions about them or compare them to any Disney properties! I failed when I got to Bhutan deeper-sadness

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How does one assume anything about Bhutan tho? blocky-wat

I'ven't heard or seen much people of that country... so I think I must ergo be racially blind and thus neutral to them... I'll definitely pass this test! smuglord

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

they made joe biden's shadow dark evil weed

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Wait, the U.S is part of the test? shock

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[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 8 months ago

I've heard they eat a lot of butter and butter based foods there, so that's why I failed.

[–] Site_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, while i took a 4 year and learned racism. Sad!

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[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago

I expected a swarthy man to sell me a magic lamp of some sort

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The author of this article gets a sunburn if he goes outdoors when the moon is full.

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

this man dissolves on contact with any food that isn't plain white bread

[–] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 8 months ago

Dead 💀😭

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

"I was expecting a 17th century warlord, but he wore modern clothes! Also he kept his distance from me for some reason..."

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

He just saw Dune and wanted to experience it :(

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wow you don't look like the swarthy dangerous middle easterner at all, how quaint!

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

Wow, you look really smart for someone of your skin color!

us-foreign-policy

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Reporter: @OneMansTrash@lemmy.ml

Reason: Blatant racism

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Published articles and private reports are indistinguishable

same-picture

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (12 children)

@OneMansTrash@lemmy.ml

how do I tag and summon a person?

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[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

NO SHOT SOMEONE REPORTED THIS FOR RACISM. LMAO.

I love federation. It’s been so good for us.

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Oh wah. Crackers, will never even start cleaning the historical hecatombs of other, often-oppressed people's blood off their hands.

[–] Site_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Bio essentialism is bad

On the other hand, wh*tes

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

I'm white and I've gone to great lengths to educate myself and unlearn a lot of the racism that permeates every aspect of this wretched society.

That being said, I'm staring to believe in yakub theory.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

Should have kept the dagger on him to chop this journo's head off

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I had half expected to see a swaggering tribesman of the kind I used to meet in Yemen—mouth bulging with khat leaves, a shawl over his shoulders, and a curved dagger at his belt. Instead, Abdelmalek al-Ejri was a neat looking fellow in a blue-tartan blazer and a button-down shirt.

Absolutely has tagline energy. Every time I have clicked the little picture in my feed to expand the text, I have felt the psychic assault as purely as the first time I saw it. I do not think this will get old.

Additionally, if anyone has access to the cutting edge of artificial-intelligence, I would love to see what the racism machine makes of the each of these sentences.

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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Dies anyone remember when Milo Stewart (???) said "we're all a little racist" and his comments section was filled with "but doesn't that mean you're racist laugh cry" and was bullied off the internet? (I don't know who he is outside of that)

Always bothers me when comments are clearly responding to the title or something and haven't watched the video. Happens a bit on anti-zionist videos a bit.

[–] Shake747@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I mean...isn't this more about culture differences than race?

It's kind of like: "I expected the man to look like those I'd met in Alabama - straw hanging out of his mouth, beer gut, and empty cans rolling around in the back of his truck. Instead he was a soft spoken, slender fellow, with a neat suit and tie to match"

That doesn't really imply what race they are, just what region they're from and what the narrator what expecting based on where they are?

I dunno if I'm seeing the whole picture here though

[–] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's a bit more of an issue than cultural differences when your only understanding of the world is through the lens of Aladdin.

To even put the blame on "race" would narrow the systemic issues of orientalism and western supremacy as hegemonic discourses that prevent this moron from even being able to see how egregious this paragraph is

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

I expected the man to look like those I'd met in Alabama - straw hanging out of his mouth, beer gut, and empty cans rolling around in the back of his truck. Instead he was a soft spoken, slender fellow, with a neat suit and tie to match"

If some posh British asshat said that it'd be just as annoying and ignorant.

2006 called, they want their "I swear I don't hate them I just hate their culture and everything else about them" bullshit back.

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Making that stereotypical assumption about a random American from the deep south is one thing, but you would never make that assumption if you were going to meet a government representative from Alabama

The same should be true of a government official from a Middle Eastern nation. There should never be a reason to assume he'd come out with a mouth "bulging with khat", a dagger at his hip, and "tribal swagger". This would be like assuming you'd meet a German politician and being surprised that they didn't show up in Lederhosen and yodeling while holding a beer in either hand

(That's not even to say that the Alabama stereotype you mention, while being often associated with whites in the US, is not necessarily exclusively white - whereas the Yemeni stereotype presented by the article is absolutely dripping in Othering language meant to be racialized)

[–] teradome@lemmy.one 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's kind of a one-two punch since they may have confused the group with the actual Houthi tribe they're named after? Anyway, "race" can encompass cultures too when they are significant enough, i mean, plenty of European states get racist at each other when they're practically the same genetics

[–] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Clarification for future readers. They call themselves Ansar Allah, and 'Houthis' is western media derogatorily depopularising and demotivating the movement as Hussein al-Houthi's principle-less lackeys.

Western media consistently do this with all their opponents, finding a phrase that if you're unfamiliar is equivalent to how they wish to be known and addressed, but is offensive and antithetical to some part of their identity so that media friendly to them would never use it and thus never overlap as a source of knowledge to western readers.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

cant unlearn that which no longer exists.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Everyone who isn't a brain melted cracker stands across that chasm.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

In response to the title, I'm a POC and even I haven't unlearned (my own internalized) racism sadly. I hope I can achieve it.

In response to the actual image, this is the most American thing I've ever read.

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