the_dunk_tank
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MF really out here with the name "Hans Kristian"? Why not just name him "Heil Hitler"?
Is there something about Hans Christian Anderson I don't know?
Absolutely nothing, it's just an aggressively Germanic name.
The actual guy was probably no better or worse than other people from his time and place, I think it's more that white American chuds love to fetishize anything that presents as classically European
Lmao, his company is doing a trade show tomorrow in Tel Aviv.
Edit: reported him and his company to the canary mission because I love chud on chud violence.
Imagine if this child throws an insane racist fit in Tel Aviv and gets arrested for antisemitism extremely critical support to Israel?
I don't believe in god but I might have to question that if one of the most preeminent online antisemites just happens to be in Israel when they get doxxed lmao.
I swear there are a few other worldy beings just fucking with people occasionally, like prankster ghosts or something. Not very powerful but just enough for this sort of thing.
“an enormous bald man named Hans…who had flown from Texas”
holy shit lmao
Good riddance. I always despised how smug those vile cartoons looked.
I always hated 'em.
But everyone back then seemed to love them.
lol 1/99
"micro"blogging
The first Twitter macro blog worth reading.
The twitter thread is exhaustively researched and pretty fucking damning.
https://twitter.com/AnonCommieStan/status/1767596661025477080
Here's the blog post of the op with more info and the bonus of not needing a twitter account.
https://accollective.noblogs.org/post/2024/03/12/stonetoss-redpanels/
We love to see it, folks
We learned that the “@redpanels” account had been registered with the email hgraebener@*****.com
Using your actual name for your email account
There is no fucking way his legal name is actually Hans Kristian
I refuse to believe that. That's exactly a name a LARPing Nazi would pick as a fake name
Mr. Wagner Goespaetzle Deutschwaffe the Nazi coming in to add another tally mark to the "Evidence of nominative determinism" column.
I hope the grand employment tribunal sentences him to walk on the shoulder of the highway, and then the People's Impromptu Motor Court sentences him to single combat with a drunk driven F150
I remember when Thought Slime pointed out the possible Stonetoss/Red Panels back when they did a video about it. It all makes perfect sense.
Lol we must preserve the white race Pilsberry dough boy looking Edomite ass.
Latest linkedin post of the company he works at is about them working with an israeli military contractor: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/openitinc_openit-militaryaviationexhibition2024-activity-7173637885709938689-cImw
Amazing.
Weirdly obsessed with gay people for a guy with a broken dick, this guy. The Jewish God was correct to strip him of reproduction
A nazi named Hans is like a frenchman named Francois
I feel like I just read through a 2 hr long hbomb video. Very much worth it, I hope he gets what's coming to him.
God damn, he looks exactly like I thought he would.