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I don't know though..The details seem a bit too perfect.

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[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 71 points 8 months ago (1 children)

MF really out here with the name "Hans Kristian"? Why not just name him "Heil Hitler"?

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is there something about Hans Christian Anderson I don't know?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago

Absolutely nothing, it's just an aggressively Germanic name.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 52 points 8 months ago

The actual guy was probably no better or worse than other people from his time and place, I think it's more that white American chuds love to fetishize anything that presents as classically European

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 68 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Lmao, his company is doing a trade show tomorrow in Tel Aviv.

Edit: reported him and his company to the canary mission because I love chud on chud violence.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine if this child throws an insane racist fit in Tel Aviv and gets arrested for antisemitism michael-laugh extremely critical support to Israel?

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe in god but I might have to question that if one of the most preeminent online antisemites just happens to be in Israel when they get doxxed lmao.

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I swear there are a few other worldy beings just fucking with people occasionally, like prankster ghosts or something. Not very powerful but just enough for this sort of thing.

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 60 points 8 months ago

“an enormous bald man named Hans…who had flown from Texas”

holy shit lmao

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 58 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Looks like a younger version of Adrian Zenz somehow.

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[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Good riddance. I always despised how smug those vile cartoons looked.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

I always hated 'em.

But everyone back then seemed to love them.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

The first Twitter macro blog worth reading.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago

The twitter thread is exhaustively researched and pretty fucking damning.

https://twitter.com/AnonCommieStan/status/1767596661025477080

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Here's the blog post of the op with more info and the bonus of not needing a twitter account.

antelope-popcorn

https://accollective.noblogs.org/post/2024/03/12/stonetoss-redpanels/

pit president-parrot-naked edgeworth-smug

https://archive.is/Z6Nc7

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

We love to see it, folks

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We learned that the “@redpanels” account had been registered with the email hgraebener@*****.com

galaxy-brain Using your actual name for your email account

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[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There is no fucking way his legal name is actually Hans Kristian

I refuse to believe that. That's exactly a name a LARPing Nazi would pick as a fake name

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mr. Wagner Goespaetzle Deutschwaffe the Nazi coming in to add another tally mark to the "Evidence of nominative determinism" column.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I hope the grand employment tribunal sentences him to walk on the shoulder of the highway, and then the People's Impromptu Motor Court sentences him to single combat with a drunk driven F150

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[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

I remember when Thought Slime pointed out the possible Stonetoss/Red Panels back when they did a video about it. It all makes perfect sense.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 39 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

Lol we must preserve the white race Pilsberry dough boy looking Edomite ass.

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Latest linkedin post of the company he works at is about them working with an israeli military contractor: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/openitinc_openit-militaryaviationexhibition2024-activity-7173637885709938689-cImw

Amazing.

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[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago (10 children)
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[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Weirdly obsessed with gay people for a guy with a broken dick, this guy. The Jewish God was correct to strip him of reproduction angel-biblical-shh

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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Cowboy@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A nazi named Hans is like a frenchman named Francois

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

I feel like I just read through a 2 hr long hbomb video. Very much worth it, I hope he gets what's coming to him.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

God damn, he looks exactly like I thought he would.

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