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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 56 points 8 months ago (3 children)

i refuse to believe this is sincere

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I want to believe it's a bit mocking the childfree subreddit

But also it's reddit-logo so...

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

nobody's relatives spend decades badgering them about when you're going to get a dog

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We must liberate ourselves from the chains of children.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

The little kinder-cuffs are dragging me down as I type this.

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I checked the subreddit, it's completely unironic comedy gold.

Only reddit-logo could make a subreddit like r/IHateSunshineAndRainbowsAndPuppiesAndIceCreamAndNiceThings and somehow fill it with people who actually feel that way. It's that kind of phenomenon that makes me unironically think they make Redditors in an underground lab somewhere.

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[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 54 points 8 months ago (12 children)

Why the fuck is there a subreddit called /r/dogfree? Dogs are rad doggo-matapacos

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Some people make hating something other people like their entire personality. These people are called "redditors"

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

tagline material tbh.

order-of-lenin

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if you took all the ridiculous behavior of anti-natalists and made them anti-pet?

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is this not the joke that the subreddit is making?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's not ironic

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, this feels like a sarcasm sub in reaction to r/childfree

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

That sub is completely sincere. I'm sure it started as a joke sub, but it aint anymore

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[–] jayWL@lemmy.ml 40 points 8 months ago

Honestly if ppl are malding at a dog getting a seat at the Oscars and them not getting one, then that's fucking hilarious

fuck all those celebrity circlejerks lol

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

PissedCaucasian just feels threatened by celebrity dogs for the affection of white women

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Of course, they feel so c**ked to think of that... after all, they're prbly of a similar lineage...

CW: some fetish joke

spoilerMaybe they should get a mommy dommy like Makima tha'll care for their needs


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[–] Ardipithecus@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I gotta say, this image from that sub is hilarious, tho:

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

Imagine being all "WE'RE LOSING THE CULTURE WAR" but it's about the domestication of the dog.

[–] whatup@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago (13 children)

The post is silly, but western dog culture is still misanthropic, gross, and hypocritical. I will never trust people who say they like animals more than people (weird how they usually eat meat…). They remind me of that lady who demanded the removal of homeless people at a public park because they scared her dog. Also, Reddit doggo language is like nails on a chalk board.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

i don't think that's actually that common or really much of an issue at all. homeless people also have and love their dogs.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

Please, Hollywood is too sophisticated for that. Clearly there will be separate “Bestest Boy” and “Bestest Girl” awards.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They photoshopped clapping paws

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

no they have a guy laying under the seat move two prop paws so it looks like the dog is clapping.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Absolutely hilarious, he looks like he's having a blast honestly.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Shittily made, shittily animated paw puppets are a top tier bit no matter the context

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was staring at it an hour ago before figuring out what it was supposed to be

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

I thought for a moment that they folded that poor dog in half to fit it in the seat

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I want to be a trainer to a celebrity dog and get to live the high life while smooching my best bud.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Training animals for film seems pretty difficult lol

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[–] soiejo@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Imagine hating dogs enough to post on "r/dogfree".

Imagine caring about the oscars having a dog in it.

Imagine your vision of a tragic future being "they will have a 'best dog' award at the oscars"

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

dogs: exist

some grown ass adult: dennis "HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!"

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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Imagine choosing the username "PissedCaucasian"

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[–] booty@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Imagine hating dogs enough to post on "r/dogfree".

Over 4.5 million people in the US alone are bitten by dogs every year. Dogs are fast, strong, vicious animals which can and do maul people. All the time. Why pretend not to understand why some people fear or hate them?

[–] soiejo@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Did I say "imagine being scared of dogs"? No, I said "Imagine hating dogs and dog owners so much that you post on a toxic subreddit entirely dedicated to that hate"

It's like someone said "r/incel" is a toxic community and you went and said "Well actually loneliness and depression among young males is a serious problem, why are you making fun of them?"

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago
[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

That subreddit is fucking comedy gold, holy shit this has me laughing so hard

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

"best dog" would definitely bring ratings back up tho

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

I like dogs i-think-that

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