I wonder if someone comically walked outside their front door and said out loud "who turned off da lights?!"
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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I was driving during the eclipse and the dimness made me sleepy.
That's how I lost my circadian groove
I wonder if someone comically walked outside
Surely not I
yeah we're hieroglyph posting
We're so back
The eclipse was just a cover for a long con op done by the deep state: to take control of a niche webforum. Mark my words you will soon feel the grasp of democrat totalitarianism on this forum 
Anyway if they actually closed it due to the eclipse then that's fun. We should do that more often.
Just in case you or anyone else isn't aware, the post title is referencing an infamous post/copypasta from the CTH sub when the mods shut the sub down as a joke.
i think the sub shut down when we hit 69420 subscribers
Oh shit yeah, that's right.
Thanks for the clarification! I was aware, but it's always good to make sure 🤙
I just don't know why the site was down all day
The first site tagline I got after logging back in was "Awoo needs to log off" lmao
The hamsters that power the site took a break to stare directly into the sun
It was an inside job. Wake up people.
👁️👁️👁️
I figured DayofDoom orchestrated a DDOS attack for being banned.
Dayofdoom was a false flag to distract us
👁️👁️👁️
Dayofdoom -> DoD -> Department of Defense
Coincidence much?
Your comment didn't federate with hexbear.
Ah, does it happen always or just sometimes? Bummer
It's just right now I think. Something with them being down I think.
I can see it, maybe it updated?
It seems things are fine now. It wasn't at the time.
Where were you when Hexbear die?
I was await 410bdf post.
Hexbear down
i appreciate that we still do this joke every time the site’s down
I wonder how many spiritual or cultural traditions got their start as a bit before the origins were lost to the mists of time
We upppp
izvini, too many servers was solar powered.
we back
Gonna get you terminally online nerds to appreciate the cosmos one way or another, either astronomically or astrologically.
Thank you to the admins for getting us back up, of course 
*loud gasp for air* 
WE'RE BACK
Fucker was badass
Its been drizzling and severely overcast here all day. Im right outside the path of totality, and my little backwater had a shitload of terrorists here to watch the eclipse.
The fact that its been pert near raining all day long and not a millimeter of blue sky has been seen delights my messy bitch side. Im sorta glad these bougie fucks took a day off, booked hotels, wasted their money and their time, only to wake up the day of, and see gray and drizzle.
my favorite way to pronounce tourist is turrist, a weird but great local accent i picked up somewhere
Hex Bear Dot Net Struck by Extreme Case of Havana Syndrome
We banned Day of Doom, the sun is gone, ulysses is still missing, and hexbear is down. Is the world ending?
On my day off! 
Comment not federation Grad > hexbear?
Sorry, I don't know what this means.
I was testing, just disregard it.
The eclipse was sooo coool
it was to force us to go outside
Unironically got a lot done today because I didn't have dopamine hits to distract me.
not much different for me. i need all the dopamine i can get (ADHD gang)
