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https://twitter.com/AnimarchyYT/status/1737093665213071592

How the fuck can you put in "Free Palestine" in your pfp bio then immediately jeer at the heroes that are helping to free palestine? What's in the drinking water down in Australia yo.

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 95 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's just a liberal that wants a different aesthetic

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 84 points 7 months ago

"First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season." - MLK

[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 75 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anyone that thinks a US fleet will be able to subdue Ansar Allah almost certainly didn't know what Yemen was until this year.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

Graveyard of her invaders for a reason packwatch

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 67 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're dumber than I thought, and that is a low fucking bar.

Fast forward four months, the us is on it's knees begging Ansar Allah to negotiate. Tankies are physically incapable of being wrong.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Tankies are physically incapable of being wrong.

Greatest court-admissible evidence that I am not a tankie

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What's in the drinking water down in Australia yo

Piss

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Quit taking the piss and add more piss to your water!

[–] PRNE@weatherishappening.network 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@Dirt_Owl @Alaskaball I need to be arsed to remember what my hexbear password was

It's probably on my PC somewhere

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Is the password piss?

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

I have to move to Australia immediately

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ooooh I hope they sink the Eisenhower. I won't convert to Islam over it; but I absolutely will make room on my altar table to light off some incense for Ansar Allah's heroes. My theism is poly; and I will tip a hat to the Abrahamics when deserved.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Slava Ukraine & Free Palestine!

Hitting us with the ol' {反战|fǎnzhàn}{主义|zhǔyì} type beat

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

Anti-war except when when the oppressed stand up for themselves

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is age of consent "lolicon" animarchy, not akkommunism animarchy

[–] driving_crooner 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And by "democracy" they mean the US begging the Yemen government to reach a diplomacy solution and recognition.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Well, begging for peace is a very democratic form of diplomacy if we're being real.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Probably some deep lib brainworms where they think the American political establishment really truly wants freedom for all but the gosh darn “rules-based international order” ties their hand in stopping Israel.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 7 months ago

Ultimately nothing more than

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

It's frustrating how tankies end up being right about a bunch of shit, but they never get credit because it doesn't happen until weeks or months after everybody waves their dicks around about what they think will happen.

[–] kkitsuragisleftnut@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

Lockheed Leftist

This is the new band name for my Prog Rock Neo-Visual Kei band.

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[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Lockheed Leftist

I'm embarrassed to be called an anarchist right now.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

You shouldn't. Be proud of who you are and what you stand for, and let righteous fury invigorate you with sacred rage against these pseudo-anarchist running dogs for American imperialism.

[–] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

So become an ML? Lmao you'll never be embarrassed again

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

PatSocs are the analog that call themselves communists despite being fascists.

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[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

Dont be. That account glows

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

By the way, did you maybe mean "jeer at" rather than "cheer for"?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We are the all-seeing, all-knowing — verily, lowly mortals such as thyself cannnot hide their errors from Us for even one moment dechu nya~

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

the Lockheed Leftist

oh damn someone posted yesterday about a Lockheed systems tech who was arguing about US imperialism at some work conference, maybe this is them.

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 7 months ago

Can't even write his nazi slogan correctly. Amazing.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ivrefuse to believe this is a real person

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The trueanon subreddit has convinced me that dead internet theory is real

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[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is one of you doing a bit and I refuse to believe anything else.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Check their account if you think it's a bit.

The loser also has a YouTube channel too.

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And I refuse to believe anything else

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Dude loves NATOwave aesthetics lmao

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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

War_Takes annoying little brother

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