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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 78 points 5 months ago

Still love the truck!

Every time lmao my-hero

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Guess they figured Elon doesn't have enough sentience to recognize criticism if you end with a complaint.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

You mean end with a compliment? It's probably a bit of that, and I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla repairs have some kind of ridiculous non-disparagement agreement - melon-musk has super thin skin

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

I do think they say this because if you don't thousands of financially tilted tesla bagholders will come after them

Maybe it's sunk cost fallacy.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Unironically concerning

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Needs to become a tagline if it isn't already.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

All of a sudden, time slows to a halt. I've hit something big this time and this truck has no crumple zone. I know my head is about to go through the window. This is it. Do I think about my life, my loved ones? No, I think about how much I still love this truck.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

The glass is "bulletproof" so you won't be going through it, just contributing to the interior detailing job that'll be necessary to resell it.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

How could I forget. Still love this truck.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My Cybertruck cut my dick off

Still love the truck!

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Cybertruck orchiectomies when???

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

don't bleed on the stainless! you'll void the warranty

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

"I still love the truck!"

Quietly chucks it into the used car market

[-] bleepbloopbop@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

no don't you remember that's against the (totally enforceable) contract you sign when you buy the thing

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

The cybertruck killed my father, destroyed my mother's career, took my sisters legs, and autopilot ran over my dog

Still love the truck tho!

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

I'm genuinely kind of wondering if there's a layer of the all too common "if you get hit by a car that's your fault for being in the way of the car" mentality applying here except for the one you're getting out of

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

The cybertruck buyer has assimilated their ownership of it into their conception of self

It cannot be removed, there is nothing else there but commodities standing in place of a non-alienated human being

Bazinga!

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

One review video I saw, they were able to chop carrots using the hood edge.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

They issued an update that was supposed to stop the hood from dismembering you, and some idiot filmed himself still getting his finger crushed.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 5 months ago

Johnny, your behavior is scandalous - says the teacher
Tomorrow you have to come to school with your parents!
But I don't have parents - replies the boy
What happened to them? - the lady asks
A cybertruck ran over them
Then come with your grandparents
They were also run over by a cybertruck
So what will you do now, Johnny, alone in the world??? - the lady asks
I will continue to drive the cybertruck!

(the original joke was about road roller)

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

In r/cybertruck somebody should start a "To prove how much you love your Cybertruck - show your leg gash!"

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

“Yes, the stock might’ve plummeted 150% during the last few months with no signs of recovery, but I still love the stock!”

[-] btbt@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

People are straight up driving WMDs in public because of how much they love Elmo rofl

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