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“NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PUT ON A THREE PIECE SUIT TO BUY A GROCERIES!!!” wojak-nooo

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 67 points 5 months ago

Covid proved there's no social fabric so I'm not obligated to pretend there is

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago

Broke: wearing sweats in public

Woke: wearing the same sweats in public for multiple days in a row because you are thriving

[-] Naal@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

40% of the mass of a good pair of sweatpants should be microbial

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Thanks most horrific thing I've read this morning

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

These are the same people who get mad if you put your elbows on the table or sit down to eat with a hat on. I wish my life was so simple that I had the energy to give things like that a second thought.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

One of my dad's wives was a Brit and I learned about the headwear thing from her. I never encountered it before. She pulled a face when I come to the dinner table wearing a baseball cap. She didn't even make a sentence. She just said "Your cap..." and she got even more annoyed I didn't understand what she meant. I took it off because I didn't want to get in an argument. I just wanted to eat.

I never thought of her as my step-mother. I always thought of her as my dad's wife.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

She didn't even make a sentence. She just said "Your cap..." and she got even more annoyed I didn't understand what she meant.

thinking-about-it walking-dead

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

I’ve been yelled at for leaning forward to drink from a straw instead of picking the cup up and bringing it to my mouth. Like how about you take your hand and shove it up your ass

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[-] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

classism, racism, the usual suspects

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Really? I always thought of it as an upper class white girl thing.

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

It’s racism because when they do it no one cares, but when poc do it we’re considered trashy.

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[-] davel@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

I surprised myself by how much respect I lost for a friend when they were disgusted by someone for wearing street clothes at the gym.

Who the fuck gives a shit, Merin?

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

I draw the line at jeans on the beach

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Depends on the beach. You go to a cold rainy pacific northwest Beach you're gonna want those jeans.

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Show off those alabaster gams

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

I'm more concerned about the people wearing their actual pajamas places. Like nooooooooo you're going to get your bed sheets dirty!

[-] jwsmrz@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

I'm constantly fascinated by people who wear clothing to bed

[-] macerated_baby_presidents@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

gotta wash sheets more often if you sleep naked. also harder to get out of bed in the morning when it's cold. i've started wearing pajamas

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[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

I'm too cheap to turn the heat up shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

I feel naked without clothes

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

My idea of a bad time

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[-] localhost@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

I sleep naked. the pajamas are for lounging around or doing a quick grocery store run

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

who said anything about the bedsheets touching the pajamas? if i have them on why would i need to get below the sheets?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Weird freaks like Donald Trump Jr. probably wear a suit to a grocery store.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

No way he ever goes to a grocery store

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Only two prominent people I know who wear a suit to everything is John List and Jordan Peterson.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

And that guy from the tv. Barney Rubble of something

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

But Jordan Peterson only wears weird suits, too. I don't even get it.

[-] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

I wear sweatpants like 95% of the time. I even wore them on my last date (we made out in the back of her car).

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[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

I rarely wear anything other than a tshirt and jeans tbh. Summer is vying to change that though

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago
[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

My uniform! For outside of the house at least. Jammy shorts for inside time.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

I'm going to go grocery shopping dressed like a Napoleonic cavalier after church on Sunday and make disapproving faces at all the boomers wearing suits.

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

unironically based

Death to America

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

maybe the someone in question is a fuckhead Zionist senator who mocks protestors and they are latching onto dress as an admittedly misguided attack vector

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

the only correct outfit is a collared shirt and dress pants

less than that? you're poor

more than that? overdressed, why do you want attention so bad?

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I haven't heard any complaints

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Isn’t athleisure wear one of the worst offenders for microplastics in clothing?

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Not exactly the fault of consumers. All the shit we wear is toxically made and toxically disposed of. The recommendation I read was to not use dry detergent with synthetic fibers since it is more abrasive and more gets into the water.

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[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

The same people still think that proper etiquette means five different spoons and forks for a single meal

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's literal bourgeois behaviour, does anyone even do that these days, even the bourgeoisie?

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[-] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I wear the same shirt and same sweat pants for the whole week and they’re black so the food and other stains aren’t visible

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

it still looks like fucking shit?

[-] dualmindblade@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Clothing should in a way express your feelings and the way you see yourself relating to the world no? It's called honesty bucko

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Do we really want to support that behavior though? All the libs and Republicans will come out in white sheets.

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