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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

Will they make me gay or will they make me a woman???

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

You’re gay either way

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

when you start a poll asking who is cishet, knowing this

hillary-assassin vote

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Let a thousand cishets bloom red-sun

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I Trust the plan

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Oh god this is why they made the hexbear poll! You're all on a registry now!

To me, cissies! I'm gonna start the cis/het underground railroad!

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Glad i sucked dick in time

[-] Des@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

i'll be doing the rounds and handing down bimboifcations as a punitive sentence

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago
[-] EcoMaowist@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Back in my day it was "be gay, do crimes" but now you're telling me it's "be gay or do crimes?" In Biden's economy?

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

"I dream of society where I will be guillotined for being a cissy" - alt universe more based Proudhon anarchista-chad

[-] Spike@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

marx-guns-blazing

Its cishet hunting season

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Not again! 😭

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

UTC (Coordinated Universal Trans)

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Urinary Tract Confection

[-] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago
[-] PaX@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago
[-] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Heck yeah, now I can be straight do crimes, finally see what all the fuss is about.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

The Cishet registration act oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

YOU WON'T TAKE MY GRILL grillman

[-] Esoteir@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago
[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 5 months ago

It's illegal to be CIS

Another day another banger

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Pfft, all y'all nerds afraid to do crimes. I'm invisible^1^, baby! It's crime time all the time!

^1^Except for on September 23.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago
[-] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago
[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

So uhhhh what's the punishment?

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