If Chevy wanted to sell a crazy number of trucks at an insane markup - they could make an AMERICAN FLAG TRUCK version of this...

The entire truck would be covered in American flag livery. I guess the flashing lights are a no-go even if they're phony. All the military/weapons stuff could be cosmetic. To market it cheaply - one thing Chevy could do is could partner with wacko chud Youtube car guys.

They could call it something like The American Fighter. I think "The American Technical" is too problematic. But you never quite know with chuds.

the angle (background, reflections) make it seem like everything else in the area is decaying squalor, ruin, and rubble. hardcore dystopian vibes.

like, this is the product of US-imperial "liberation": a prefabricated fast food structure with cosmetic vinyl siding assembled in your neighborhood where you go get the worst possible industrial food (because there is nowhere else). some hardass bullies sits behind heavy caliber machine guns and plate steel with skulls on it, periodically barrel sweeping over you while you wait for the salt, fat, and flour that will surely kill you if the guns don't.

"are we the baddies"

This is what the terrorists want to take from us.

Where were you during the 11th Battle of Baghdad Herbs and Spices?

Ok everyone, shell futures will be up, time to stockpile shells so we can emerge as largest provider of shells post Fast Food Wars. I've seen how this timeline plays out, so let's get ahead of it!

COLONEL! THE HERBS AND SPICES HAVE BEEN SECURED, WAITING TO EXTRACT

sorry my arabic is rusty but can someone explain what hajj has got to do with KFC? and why is drive thru in english?

“And the rockets red glare”
“The bombs bursting in air”
“Gave proof through the night”
“That our KFC/Pizza Hut was still there”

Objective: "Secure the world-famous secret recipe and retrieve all 11 secret herbs"

KFC

JFC