chapotraphouse

I get this visceral disgust when people feel the need to maintain their heterosexuality like it's a coveted state of being. Like it has to be some accomplishment. Like any exploration of other sexualities or any cessation of desire has changed you as a person. You don't even have to like every girl if you don't want to, man. What a dumb game to play for no gain. When I play a dumb game for no gain, I get to do submission wrestling and it's a lot of fun. When you play a dumb game for no gain, you tell me that I'm touching sweaty dudes in BJJ.

I hope this post is enshrined on my heterosexuality record and follows me to the pearly gates where I have to explain to Peter why I don't give a fuck about how straight I am.

When fox news drops the "no homo" into the mix. 👌👌👌👌

Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight.

"I'm not gay, but I think the guy I'm fucking might be!"

"unblemished record of heterosexuality"

why the need to clarify? I have never once felt the need to say something like this

Awesome pics, Mr. President. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

As a very straight man, I must say, Trump is looking so fucking sexy I wish I could cuddle him

Back in 2016 Milo Yiannapoulis referred to himself as trumpsexual

my unblemished record of heterosexuality has people asking a lot of questions already answered by said unblemished record

My personal record of heterosexuality is very checkered. I'm not getting into the straights hall of fame, sadly.

I hope when my mugshot is shown people will think "he's sporting wood, you can tell."

Someone needs to explain to him that you can compliment a bloke without it being sexual, 'cos man's no homo is asking a lot of questions answered by no homo.

new site tagline dropped

it genuinely is surprising how well the mug turned out, mans really looked like melted shit recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoXuQMILmUE

Might be the first time I've ever seen someone compliment the wet boy on his looks. Even his most diehard fans think he's an ugly son of a but they love how he owns the libs.

fellas is it gay, etc

Death to America

Never too late for that first "blemish" on one's heterosexuality, I suppose.

all politics is sexual pathology

Guys, find a guy who talks about you like this man does the orange guy.