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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Liberals love imagining 90 year old establishment ghouls fucking

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 months ago

Idk it could just be it's the best excuse so far. Beats the hell out of a cold or jet lag being the reason

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

This is canon actually

[–] RION@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

Nancy Reagan unity Jill Biden

gluck game so good it gave the president dementia

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

A person wrote this and had all the time in the world to ponder if she should hit that button that shows this post for all of the internet to see. Clearly, she didn't use that time to the best of her ability.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

He nutted too hard, something Trump won't understand because he doesn't fuck.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Her last retweet: Yes, Biden is 81. My dad is 81. My classic rock heroes are all around 81. My favorite actors are all around 81. My childhood sports idols are around 81. And I'd vote for any of them over the raping, lying, treasonous scumbag. #NeverTrump

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Lmao as if its just the number

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah if this person does believe Biden is capable then this board is appropriate, but if they're making fun of libs for the excuses somebody move it

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh. I think its funny regardless. Funny if shes that brainwashed. Funny to get your dick sucked so hard you forget that youre president/what year it is. Funny if its a cynical leftie pretending to be a lib

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This person is a top ResistLib comedian

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Thats why its funny lol

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Disgusting what is wrong with these people

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago
[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago
[–] jimmyjazx@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Givin ol nancy reagan competition for greatest FLOTUS throat GOAT?

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Well this is the grossest thing I've had the misfortune to encounter in a while

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Yeah okay but this is super sexist

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I think if that happened, his outer flesh would just be fully sucked off to reveal a softshell Biden beneathbrandon

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Biden Zoidberg

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Ok this made me laugh out loud. This is like a HB post.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This gives me flashbacks to that awful sex tweet about Beto O'Rourke

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is Nancy Reagan erasure.

The White House only has room for one throat goat.

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

In the White House this mantle is passed on via death; Jill holds the title succeeding Nancy, who herself succeeded Ike.