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ABOLISH TIME (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by FeverDream@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

comment with which type of clock you would abolish first

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[–] dill@lemmy.one 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody touch time wizard, he's got 500 atk and 400 def.

[–] FeverDream@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it’s a coin flip on whether he cleans your clock

big-cool

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I've read that wrong ngl bonk

[–] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Every attempt to block the global system, every movement, every revolt, every uprising should be seen as a vertical attempt to stop time.” Here we might remember those rebels who spent the first evening of the July revolution of 1830 shooting out clock towers in Paris, or the (semi-mythical) anarchist Biofilo Panclasta who, in the final days of his life, is said to have escaped from an old folks’ home and climbed to the top of a clock tower where he “arrested the movement of the clock’s hands, which so carefully marked the passage of time.” When the monotonous rhythms of society’s clocks have ceased and the death march of progress has been brought to a halt, messianic time is the space where new forms of life can be birthed.

--Serafinski Blessed is the Flame

[–] FeverDream@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

i have learned today & so today i have learned

[–] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

It's a good essay. I don't 100% agree with it, but it gives some useful tools for addressing doomerism and other forms of demobilizing pessimism

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Abolish the hour, embrace metric time

[–] FeverDream@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

it is 13cms past the möbius loop

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FeverDream@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

i would abolish atomic clocks last so that the DPRK stayed safe

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reject regimented time embrace duration

[–] FeverDream@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chronomic Wage Slavery sounds like an amazing band name.

[–] FeverDream@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yes i think it would be drone metal or perhaps turbofolk

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coldplay dislikers be like:

[–] FeverDream@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

now this might be controversial to some, but i believe Chris Martin should be executed for crimes against humanity

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Unironically yes

I'll approve sundials

[–] FeverDream@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

sundials are all that is needed for us to thrive & be purified by Ra

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] raven@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Time zones stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

Leap seconds??? brace-cowboy

Relativity??!??!?? xi-gun

[–] geese_feces@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

and one day we no longer let time serve us, we serve time and we are slaves of the schedule, worshippers of the sun's passing, bound into a life predicated on restrictions because the system will not function if we don't keep the schedule tight.

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ultimecia was the time controlling main antagonist of Final Fantasy VIII, in this video essay, I will explain how she is a leftist...

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Child soldier mercenaries are protecting your freedom, tankie. maybe-later-honey

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She killed the leader of a dictatorship*!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Critical support for Comrade Tilmitt and her mass transit policies train-shining

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

volcel-judge Obviously ban the thicc-trump-looking clock first

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Sundials are pretty sick, get rid of every clock except for those

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Towers get an exception cause they're cool, but abolish all other analog clocks just to make old people seethe.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

No real world use? I dunno, I'm quite a fan of calculating longitude with something other than dead reckoning

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Abolish clock adjacent things as well!!

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Clocks are necessary for accurate determination of longitude while at sea.