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[–] booty@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i remember the first time i saw a stickbug walking around. i was literally like "wtf is that alien thing"

nature's crazy

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One time I saw a huge stick bug and was like "holy shit you're a big boy" and then I realized it was just a stick.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's what it wanted you to think.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Cause they're so fuckin good.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I can't believe I'm getting stick-bugged on hexbear of all places

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Stick-Kun got some moves

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When I locked my phone this was still quietly playing and I thought I was hallucinating little clicking sounds for about an hour! hahaha

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The government doesn't want you to know this, but trees actually aren't real, they were all replaced by stick bugs ten years ago.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

alex-aware

FEMA and Soros have been starting forest fires to get rid of real trees so they can replace them all with stick bugs to make us all eat when they activate the vaccine microchips and do the great reset

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which government? I need to know if its mine.

Also, our birds have batteries. Thats why we had covid.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

All of 'em.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago