much in the same way that ginger ale and sprite taste better on a plane, i have a hunch that a gin and tonic would go great in a compressed air environment like that

Eat a 2g edible and ascend

scarf a bunch of edibles right before you get in the TSA line

moscow mule moscow mule moscow mule

My go to for getting drunk was always vodka neat. But I am always broke so I'd get cheap gut rot shit.

When flying, I'm partial to a bloody mary. There's vitamins all up in that shit. And you can cop a decent buzz off of one to five.

WA has legal weed right? Have some edibles.

Margaritas, tequila shots thatll sort you

Lots and lots of water. If you drink enough I'm pretty sure it'll cause at least some intoxication while you're suffering from too much water

Sorry to be so late to this comrade.

My go to flight drink is a gin and tonic.

Whiskey ginger ale also good.

A round of oily oafs, ice cold and foamy

Take a shot of cannabis infused alcohol and really take flight

Wolf Spritzer

Go to the oldest bartender you can find and ask them to make you a double long island.

Whisky on the rocks or Solera rum neat used to be my flying drink when I used to do it for work.

3 Bloody Marys

LSD

Gin, if you can't handle straight gin then a gin and tonic. I feel like it'd be the right headspace drink for flying. Clean and proper.