Look, we're all trying to find the guy that was texting and driving...
Nah, my dude just wants a belly rub
DO NOT RUB THE WEINER
Somehow getting arrested for rubbing a car in a sexual manner. Happens all the time, but this car is phallic and therefore not ok to sensually caress in the middle of a freeway.
Got in a hurry and tried to play ketchup, mustard turned the wheel too hard. Relish this picture though.
This is an omen.
CW meat
I just bought like 6 packs of Oscar Meyer Beef franks today.
Why so many? BBQ coming up?
I was buying for my halal husband and my broke sister. There was a 2 for $8 sale and I wanted to get enough to store in the freezer so he could have some for his Indomie later.
That's what happens when you text and drive.
when you're hotdogging on the road and you spill your horseradish sauce all over your passenger's back and lose control of your senses and therefore the vehicle
Our generation's Hindenburg disaster
202...5? You got this article from next year?
It's a joke about the "___________ Has Fallen" movies.
Oh that makes much more sense
Saints Row ass situation
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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