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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 81 points 3 months ago

Where were you during the war, champ?

Not murdering families like a psychopath

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 66 points 3 months ago

And especially admitting you were leading the charge in Fallujah of all places where even the usa admits "uhh, we did some war crimes" obama-socialism

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

guy just admitted to doing what must be a war crime right off the bat, breaching doors with "green tips" is using armor penetrating ammo to blow holes in doors and anyone behind them

at least a breaching shotgun IN THEORY is just blasting a hole in the door and not all the walls behind the door

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

navy seal sniper teams exclusively use high-precision frag grenades

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

He could be telling the truth. Chris Kyle claimed he cleared houses out in Fallujah and killed a bunch of people.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

The joke here was about high-precision weapons / surgical strikes, both of which are labels that have a strenous relation to reality, at best.

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 65 points 3 months ago

War crimes aside, why was OOP doorkicking as part of a sniper squad? That implies you fucked up on quite a few levels even by the standards of those that eagerly bathe in the blood of the innocent.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 3 months ago

It was probably this Sniper Squad:

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

The desire to kill was so high that they improvised their murder techniques on the fly when they ran out of supplies

Like John Wick, but against innocent civilians

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

When there's no one in the area to actually fight they decided they want in on terrorizing the populace

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 62 points 3 months ago

cleared houses with frags

I can't imagine how Russia doesn't have anywhere near our civilian casualty death rate

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

Who brags about Fallujah of all things?

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 3 months ago

Being complict in the massacre of the entire male population of that city is something to brag for americans.

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

when did the meaning of complicit change to mean "enthusiastically participation"

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

Nothing says “man card” like thinking you need to prove your “man card” credentials to Gunther Eagleman

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Gladly handing in my man card since it seemingly doubles as the war crimes card

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

It’s amazing, America occupied Iraq for decades and all that was achieved was mass suffering and a transfer of wealth to people who were already rich.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 3 months ago

I mean that was the original goal.

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

one might go so far as to say it is always the goal

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

Lib operator guy is a good bit

[-] driving_crooner 32 points 3 months ago
[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I feel like they're great allegories for American political parties

[-] driving_crooner 13 points 3 months ago

Both parties are pretty cringe, so it checks out

[-] D61@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Falluja is an awfully long way away from the water Sailor-boy.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 3 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

Comments calling them a soy boy. Not one leftist in their stating the obvious that they're a war criminal. Please god nuke twitter.

[-] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I haven't used twitter in years at this point, but it used to have prominent left posters at least. This shit looks like reddit/storefront now too.

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 3 months ago

Wow it's so cool that chuds think trans women will "never be real women" but cis men turn into women the second they vote for Kamala Harris.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Having a fucking struggle session about a "man card" has got to be the dumbest fucking thing.

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

I was at recess not committing crimes against humanity

[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

bell hooks is still right that society teaches men that masculinity is about violence and domination.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Bragging about war crimes to seem more manly...

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

"What the heck did you just heckin' say about me, you heckin' pupperino? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (so cute!), and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed no longer alivings."

LIB Navy Seals Copypasta is a good bit.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Where were you during the war, champ?

it's deeply instructive how people frame what it means to "be a man".

as a man, I am not impressed with it invariably meaning "high capacity for tolerating and delivering pain and destruction".

like, we can be more than this. also, guys who celebrate it strike me as fully living in a depressive, painful pattern of behavior.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Proud sturmtruppen

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

next Kamala Harris endorsement: James P. Barker over video call from Fort Leavenworth! (Steven Dale Green was not available)

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Arguing with a chud is like arguing with a magic 8 ball but all the responses are bigoted

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I was at home watching Mordecai debut on Smackdown (it sucked)

[-] Flaps@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[-] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Yes all men.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
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