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[-] ScrubsFloorsInHyrule@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

mac-concern this dude's definitely banging the doll

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

kelly forgiato blown

EDIT: someone beat me to it

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He definitely pumps his loads into it.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, who wouldn't?

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago

What the fuck is up with these people and terrible face tattoos?

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Suburban rapper

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

SUBURBAN LEGEND! tito-laugh

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Cheers to this chud, and may he have a long, long life filled with many decades of regret for that "Suburban Legend" face tattoo

...or, y'know, if he kicks it next week? That's probably cool too

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trying to claim the suburbs like it is the hood is something seventh grade boys would try to do to seem cool. This is the kind of shit that keeps conservatives permanently lame. All they have is Frankenstein reverse engineered versions of things that once trended organically.

[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I mean this guy is clearly hirsute enough that he could cover it up - but he chooses to shave only that specific part of his face.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

This blow-up doll must be an old model that he got on clearance, because the new ones have a fuckable right ear

[-] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago
[-] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

LTE self suck

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Dude drives a Bentley, having a DJT blow-up doll tracks

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

trump 2020 button

jd vance has been driving around with a trump doll for years?

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

These are the people jumping up and down screaming about getting called "weird" now.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I initially read that chin tat as "suburban legume"

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

dissapointed that nobody has the requisite brainworms to recognise him as "notable" "rapper" forgiato blow, smh my dick head

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

LTE selfsuck

[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

This video contains content from Warner Chappell, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds

I could use my VPN to watch the video anyway, but I don't really care that much.

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

you're the winner here, don't even bother

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

“We have Tom Macdonald at home” lookin ass

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I have long awaited seeing Tom Macdons on here niko-wonderous

[-] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

why isn't anyone calling the suburbs "the projects"? it breeds some special types of people

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

somebody send this moron some fentanyl so he can relieve us of his annoying prescence in our world. it would just be speeding up his timeline a little.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I don't think I've ever seen someone whose beard, hair and eyebrows are all different colours before.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

frothingfash "We're perfectly normal, see, SEE!"

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Donald with the Nordic jawline

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

you might not like it but this is what Real America looks like

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