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I’ve been here since the inception of this site. Since the inception of this site, this community has been flooded by the thoughts of a certain owl based person.

Pee this poo that, cum, shit, tickle my beanis…These are the ravings of a person so far immersed in ideology one can’t help but think they’re secretly CIA. Trying so hard to disguise themselves as the intellectual class of an obscure left wing online forum, they make themselves too obvious in their adherence to common leftist wisdom. Now let me present my case before I’m called a renegade member of this community and blamed trying to harm its cohesion.

THE OWL is a generally adopted symbol in 75% military intelligence institutions worldwide, is the oldest and invariable symbol of knowledge, wisdom, awareness, omniscient persistence, vigilance, sharp mindedness, analytical mind, precision and prompt actions, contemplation and silence, enemy stalking, selection and assessment of the aforesaid strong actions.

http://www.voa.mod.gov.rs/en/history/symbol-of-mia

This is the premise for my argument. My first piece of evidence is the CIA director once making a joke at the bohemian grove in the 1970s

https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2017/nov/13/cia-mustache-joke/

I was going somewhere with this but I cant finish this whatever dude this mf is CIA and i rest my case

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Counter argument; I am reclaiming the owl for the left. The right-wing is built on lies and pseudoscience, the left sees through those lies in the same way an owl sees through darkness.

The left bases it's ideology on scientific material reality while the right bases it's ideology on the cultist ignorance of sheltered kings.

The left is far more deserving of a symbol of wisdom like the owl.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

You may pretend to be looking out for us, but I can't trust a bird who can rotate their head 180° to watch my back.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That just makes me even more effective at looking out for you

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I can't trust a bird who can rotate their head 180° to watch my back.

What am I missing?? Isn't this the best reason to trust them?!?

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Because when times get tough, they'll look the other way

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Yeah, like, forget about being left or right this fuck goes all the way around

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

destroyed em with facts and logic kubrick-stare

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Also, owls are cute

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

You have only presented half of a thesis. Analyze the Dirt aspect ans all will become clear.

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was getting there but I had to take a nap

Just Trust me bro, this goes deep

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Since the site's inception huh? smuglord

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Oh so owls are okay when they don't make a ruckus, but when they start talking about topics you don't want discussed then they're harmful military infiltrators. This is the nature of the kyriarchy; which minorities are considered accepted is left uncertain until those in power need a way to step on someone, then their minority status is suddenly a crucial flaw to hold against them.

[-] Inui@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

The owl is not what they seem.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Counterargument: theyee an owl

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

What’s likelier, they’re CIA

Or an actual fucking owl clacking on the keyboard?

Exactly

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

This is baseless prejudice against actual fucking owls clacking on the keyboard.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I'm glad you agree

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Clearly, the "owl" is a reference to the USAF 98th Fighter Interceptor Squadron, which was disbanded shortly after the Vietnam War:

...and the "dirt" part is a reference to the 1992 Alice in Chains album of the same name, which was itself part of a broader psyop to spread disinformation about US war crimes committed in Vietnam.

Claims of being Australian were just a red herring.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

If you have any doubts, just look at at what was thrown my way while I was attempting to source this information. Dirt_Owl knows full well that I have ADHD and would be unable to resist the image of a wizard pondering his glorb:

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

The jig is up! Roll out Clean_Owl!

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

All hail the beanis.

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sure owls COULD limit themselves to preying on mice (which spread DISEASE and SMELL and DESTROY HOMES) but there are many reports of owls not being content to eat mice alone, and extending their violent tendencies towards many other small terrestrial animals, specifically squamates and this must be taken into consideration

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

How do you feel about owls eating outdoor cats?

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

do they really manage to eat an entire cat? That's pretty impressive

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

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