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There are 10 people in the entire galaxy and they ALL know each other
The galaxy keeps bending around over and over again toward Tatooine. It is the planet that is furthest from the bright center of the universe but that doesn't stop it from being sand Rome. 
The only thing that makes Tatooine special is that it was originally the complete ass end of nowhere, but the 
hoot and holler when media shows them a thing they've already seen
That's one of the most offputting parts of Star Wars in general: it's bent into the gravity well of its fandom so much that the ass-end of space is also where more of its events seem to happen compared to other planets.
Does the Star Wars Fandom^TM^ discuss anything other than the latest conspiracy about evil witch Kathleen Kennedy building a time machine to go back in time and kill George Lucas?
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And 4 of them are clone soldiers with a dark past they're trying to make amends for.
This one has a pretty reasonable connection.
Zeb is close with Hera, Hera’s close with Ahsoka, Ahsoka knows Grogu+Mando bc Jedi shit.
Oh and Mando knows Bo Katan who knows Ahsoka + Hera + Zeb + Sabine who’s a mandalorian.
This one time, unless they randomly happen upon each other instead of deliberately meeting, this isn’t a case of small galaxy, it’s just a case of “These are shows about this connected group of people”
It makes sense. Zeb knows Bombo. Bombo visited Uyun Poot's Saloon in Legends: Star War X Wing Borb Season 3 Episode 12. (Pause at the 23 minute 11 seconds mark). Guess Who else visited that Saloon? None other than Hupple Swett (in the tie-in novel Admiral Poot and the Gyngul Assault). Yes, THAT Hupple Swett. Remember in Blue Elephant: The Jizz Guy: A Star Wars Story on Disney+, where Sorlac goes to the Qung Moon Station? Who does she fight at the end? Exactly, Ooogon Fetid (the disciple of Hupple Swett in case you're a cueless dweeb). And who had a skippable laser sword fight with Ooogon Fetid in the PS4 game Masters of Thbu Vobb? Dinkle Heinous.
So it makes perfect sense that Zeb shows up in the Bambolorian and Donk Movie
Dinkle Heinous
if it weren't for this name i legitimately wouldn't have been able to tell if this was a bit or not
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Blue Elephant: The Jizz Guy
Max Rebo catching strays here.
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“This character already has important contacts in common with the other characters and it makes sense he would show up”
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Glup Shitto reportedly very upset at the snub
Glup Shitto makes me laugh so fucking hard every time I'm reminded of it
Me too, me too. Even reading this thread got me snorting. 
You beat me to posting about Glub Shitto, but there's plenty of room in the Star War. 
Zeb fans are going nuts outside my apartment right now. The streets are flooded with people chanting "ZEB! ZEB! ZEB!". They are dragging everyone from their homes and shaming all those who doubted Zeb before now. I have al my lights off and am trying to stay quiet
When Zeb fans encounter Glub Shitto fans:
PBF sells both pro- and anti- SKUB shirts and I’ve been contemplating them for quite some time.
Excellent flash mob potential. 
When the skub comes out 
me, a rebels fan and zeb enjoyer entering this thread: 
Besides Andor, the animated stuff is probably some of the best Disney-era Star Wars. 
Also, I still don't see how this Mando movie could be anything but a direct to streaming thing. There's just too much nerd homework for this movie to be released in theaters and make any sense to the average moviegoer.
Homework is why I gave up on the MCU. Even when the movies were shit, if I felt like it, I could still put them on and understand them. They were shit on their own terms.
Now even Deadpool 3 has a joke like: "See this cloud monster that's the least interesting part of this movie? It's actually from the show Loki, available now on Disney Plus!"
I have a tattoo of Chopper. The people in this thread are losers and hate fun
Hey, I might be a loser but I've had fun before and it was alright
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Garazeb_Orrelios
The wookieepedia entry is as long as a novel, as I expected.
That feel when every random guy in the background in a space bar that was intended to be "what a bunch of weird characters" winds up being interconnected and important in increasingly implausible ways 
It's so goddamned stupid and this is coming from someone who likes the star wars comics and some of the EU.
Gulp Shitto doesn't need to be a sith master in exile with 150 years worth of backstory.
One of my earliest points of friction with the fandom was the "WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT" posts that dominated forums everywhere, almost all of them focused on (estimated, usually) midi-chlorian count for everyone involved. It's just calipers for Revan stans. 
That shit sucks ass
DUHH COULD GOKU BEAT UP SUPERMAN??? (9000 REPLIES)
btw the correct answer is always Darth Nihilus
dude was an actual walking black hole of spiritual death and literally only lost because he got sick of being too cool and decided to log off
the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
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I saw the "you'll be dead" guy and Pundu Babu and I CLAPPED
Ok but this is not a random background part. He was created as a protag for an animated series that went 4(5?) seasons. Other characters? sure. But Zeb? Nah of course his wiki is gonna be long he features in like 85% of the episodes of an entire show.
Ok but this is not a random background part. He was created as a protag for an animated series that went 4(5?) seasons. Other characters? sure. But Zeb? Nah of course his wiki is gonna be long he features in like 85% of the episodes of an entire show.
Maybe I'm just salty that there isn't more Chopper. 
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I thought he was a jacked Yoda but he's actually some other kind of alien, disappointing
Big gains, squats plus oats equal! Cheating, half-reps are!
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Zeb always kinda sucked and his "generic surly tough guy friend who's a grouchy hardass normally but is secretly a gentle giant with a heart of gold" schtick was really tiring and Rex should've just been "the tough guy" member of the Rebels crew from the start, he's a way more interesting and layered character
Rebels should've just been "The Hera & Kanan Show, also Sabine and Rex are there too and Chopper is a gremlin R2D2"
Ezra gets a pretty good development and arc eventually be he's such a damn wiener kid initially and I also always thought Kanan and Hera should've been the protagonists
Also whenever Ashoka's not on the screen, all the other characters should be looking around asking, "Where's Ashoka?"
In conclusion, the galaxy far, far away is a land of contrasts
Excuse me but Zeb had other character traits, like being Genocide Survivor and then subsequently forgiving the guy that did the genocide
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Zeb always kinda sucked and his "generic surly tough guy friend who's a grouchy hardass normally but is secretly a gentle giant with a heart of gold" schtick was really tiring
He's just Steve Blum. Guy voices the same character every time
I do like him a lot in the English dub of The Big O, though.
Filoni was as always at war with himself over whether it should be a new show or him favoring his personal creations he loves
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Really tired of the Filoniverse
Grundleman and Bingus is a show I would watch
Grundleman & Bingus 2: Quest For The Plumbus
is that... is that fucking FunnyJunk in the background? I haven't hung out there in like 12 years, last time I peeked at it out of curiosity it was basically imgur but for chuds.
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