You weren't kidding. Is it possible to shove someone in a locker and then shove that locker into another locker?
It's actually the trigger for lockers to begin phasing into our reality like a SCP.
At that point just do the San Andreas forklift portapotty mission on them (in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas of course)
you might want to know that the 'in minecraft' defense no longer holds up in court. Not that they'd take your comment seriously, but fyi regardless.
Oh shit. Oh fuck.
I'mma shove the lockered locker into so many lockers that the dorks are gonna end up in a parallel dimension.
Harris's
There I solved it with fourth grade English
Harrises'
Advancing to fifth grade here, try to keep up everyone
Jaritos
Counterpoint: Harris’ is a more efficient spelling
It's also grammatically wrong
Well, Ackshually: The Radio Show 
I listened to this in the car today and was like 
Omg 
apostro-apocalypse (ph), we're turning to a grammarian
Ah yes, it's the most important election of our lifetime. And also the most deeply unserious one.
Let 'em cook. Weird names are their thing
I am a grammar enjoyer but "yeah there's an incorrect way and then a couple correct ways based on style guide" does not justify having its own page and link
FOLKENFLIK: So at no point, in print or in speech, should we see the phrase or hear the phrase Harrises's (ph)?
JOVIN: For the plural possessive, if you see that, it's a mistake.
It's not a mistake, it's a deliberate choice to make English less bad. e.g. "I will dance when the ICJ finds Harris's actions over the course of the genocide worthy of imprisonment".
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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