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I must stress again she hasn't ever worn that particular outfit and this is being said by King Bazinga of the infinite cringe costume.

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[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Actual question: why can't AI draw Kamala? It's pretty decent at making recognizable pictures of people, but all of these pictures that are supposed to be Kamala just don't look like her.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

It lacks context contextphobic

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Chances are it's because of a lack of data fed into the treat printers so far. so-far

That's likely to change in the near future; like pretty much anyone else, the computer touching creeps of the internet will be able to freely make revenge porn deepfakes of pretty much anyone they please and our puritan/gooner hybrid society will punish the subjects of such deepfakes for being deepfaked against their will anyway, denying them promotions or work entirely the way they already deny such promotions and/or work to people that dared to appear nude on the internet for any reason. this-is-fine

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

iirc the new Twitter ai is some version of Flux, where the devs scrubbed a decent amount of famous figures out of it, especially women. To the distressed and aggrieved squeals of the slop piggies, of course.

[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

doesn't even look like her, feels like the AI tried to westernize some of her features, except her lips which it made bigger. also she looks simultaneously older and younger than she actually is - the skin on her face sags too much yet she lacks wrinkles. real Kamala doesn't have a cleft chin like that

the expression on her face just doesn't capture Kamala's essence at all

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The computer model was trained on white people

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Defending Supply-Side Jesus, one Spirit Store purchase at a time.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

lol I have never seen the full photo of Elon's avatar and I always thought he was in an Ironman costume. He's rich enough to have an exact replica made from the movies or straight-up buying Robert Downey Jr.'s costume.

But no it's some weird ass WoW knockoff thing. Also:

tfw Kamala ushering a dictatorship of the drip-itariate on day one will never happen

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

he's had that avatar since what, Halloween 2022? and it ages more poorly every day

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

tfw Kamala ushering a dictatorship of the drip-itariate on day one will never happen

sicko-wistful

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I think it's from Diablo. But it is funny how he keeps trying to take a religous-right angle while wearing a Baphomet costume

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The soviet union has been gone for 30 years and this is still the best they can do? pathetic

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

There is a specter haunting "end of history" techbros that peaked in the 90s... specter-global

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  1. There are actual photos of JD Vance wearing Soviet themed attire (which would be cool if it wasn't done ironically)
  2. I wish I could vote for Soviet M. Bison Kamala
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Chuds stop making their enemies look cool challenge. Difficulty level: Soviet Kamala Harris.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

She had a cool Soviet cape in a previous treat printing, too. sicko-wistful

[–] let_me_tank_her@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

M. Bison finally transitioned! I'm happy for her! bridget-pride

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I swear that there was always that energy in the story... soul energy, if you will.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's billed himself as the smartest man in the history of the world and yet he posts sub-boomer tier memes on a platform he's lost billions of dollars on. Amazing.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shut up and spend time with your kids. Then again do not under any circumstances spend time with them and poison their minds sadness-abysmal

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Shut up and spend time with your kids

No one deserves that fate with my-hero . He's directly abusive to them, like shaming one of them and saying they would amount to nothing for having plush toys later than the age of... 4.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, Future Comrade Eva Longoria is going to lead the Soviet States of America? Based.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Ayo I knew I wasn't the only one seeing this

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Communism is when status quo but with more fascism.

Politics understander BTW

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the dystopian communist future, antigravity epaulets and jowls will both be mandatory and government-issued.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the dystopian communist future, antigravity epaulets and jowls will both be mandatory and government-issued.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

BodyByGolmJabbarPoisoning kelly

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah melon-musk has gone down the A.I. K-Hive K-Hole. see-you-space-cowboy

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that chain mail under the jacket?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe it's a leftover from some Gambo prompt... naaaaaaah I doubt treat printers get much Gambo input fed to them that involves feeeemales wearing much except looks of visible distress.

awooga kombucha-disgust

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Why is he using a picture of tulsi? damnit grok make my memes better

[–] StalinistApologist@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I can't believe it