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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago

He spends all day on twitter and yet he's 10 years behind the times on memes.

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

Musk has levels of loser divorced dad energy never before seen

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He truly is the most divorced dad in the world.

He even has sock puppet alts post pictures of LLM-conjured children hugging him because his own actual kids mostly hate him.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

One of my chuddiest relatives, who is also a my-hero stan and devoted Gambohead, only recently started obsessing about steampunk shit.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Damn, Steampunk was old hat when the hipsters got to it

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, same chud started talking about escape rooms at the same time. grillman

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Was this fella cryogenically stored at one point?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He has a self-described "man cave" that hasn't had guests in like a decade because he's that offputting, like telling old men at a dinner party about how extensive his Skyrim naked/sex mod collection is (sort of like a poorer Notch), so in a way, sort of.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

He's been trying to make "X" cool since he was balding in the 90s.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

The fucking ZYBERTRUKKK is based off of some really old computer game about designing cars and that blocky-ass design, according to the game's assessment system, was "perfect" and he never let that go.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

freeze-gamers not mistaking what a game said for reality: challenge level billionaire-tears

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[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

The doge meme is laughable but what's more ridiculous is he thinks he can make an organization more efficient. No, working your engineers with unpaid overtime so much that it's routinely expected they'll quit in 6 months and land a better job is not efficient. Being forced to buy an overpriced, unprofitable website for $44 billion when your pump and dump scheme failed is not efficient. Losing all your market share on electric vehicles because you farmed out tax credits to your competitors without scaling up production in your 10 year head start is not efficient. I almost hope that he does get his pet Department made so he can fail even more publicly than he already has.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

he thinks he can make an organization more efficient

He turned Twitter from a 44 billion purchase to a 10 billion and dropping liability and his narcissism compels him to go bigger than that.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 month ago

Must... not... have... accelerationist... take....

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Inside you there are two Kelly archetypes. sicko-yin-yang

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Most Divorced Man In History

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

tbh this is exactly what a 53 year old divorced man would post

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

I almost reported this to the mods for harm. This is weaponised cringe cringe

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

mods! mods!! I don't like this post, we need another new comm, some kind of cringe_tank for posts like this!!

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 month ago

For a second I thought he actually took the time to take that picture. Then you zoom in and see his eye, nope shitty ai image

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago
[-] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Dereliction of Gaming Eldenring

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

When he's so insecure that he needs to have the treat printers produce "cooler" versions of himself for selfies, again and again and again kombucha-disgust

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Yeah for a second I thought he actually posed for this picture. Dreaming it up in Grok is 100 times more pathetic.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I take it Milei in Argentina is the equivalent of Elongated Muskrat here in amerikkka

So to get an idea of what it would look for melon-musk to get any kind of position in US Gov't, we should look at Argentina - with ancaptain being the worst case scenario.

Do I have that correct?

EDIT: Just wanted to add, Milei fucks his sister.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I think the comparison is apt, though I wonder if Milei's stans see him as a humanity saving super genius or not.

I do know he shares the hobby of posting glorified versions of himself made by LLM treat printers... like showing himself as a Terminator punching old people seeking retirement benefits.

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[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.

Usually though they are the kinds of people that belong in barbara-pit

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.

The NAFO thing reinforced that.

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[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Goddamnit Xi, hurry the fuck up already.

[-] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

FWIW, the man is laundering mad stacks of cash this way.

So like, yeah it's insanely cringe.

But he's got a point (to be shilling this hard for crypto on a rotational basis lol)

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Fuck Elon for making cyberpunk cringe.

[-] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

to be fair... it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

to be fair... it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/

And lots of "WOW COOL NEON AND ALSO HOT WAIFU" treat hogs. over-your-head

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[-] usa_suxxx@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Secretary of Divorced Dads

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[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I would certainly trust the divorced guy with a giant fake gold chain with “efficiency.”

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Who at this point thinks Musk is an expert on efficiency?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

He's very efficient at making the K-hole.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

michael-laugh got me there. I guess he has been efficient at destroying twitter (now x, the everything app)

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Is that an AI-generated image, or a photo? And which would be cringier?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

It's another LLM-printed treat. He doesn't take selfies much anymore.

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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

When Musk says he works 100 hours per week, this is what he's referring to.

[-] thetaT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

the Departamentul Securității Statului should do unspeakable horrors to this man

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

He will make the Zybertrukkks run on time!

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

why 'Government'? its not Department of Government Education

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

BECAUSE LE EPIC DOGE REFERENCE

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