A father turned himself into a cursed federal reserve/IMF combo and is confused when it results in destabilization.

Dude could have just implemented a skibidi command economy with rationing and had everything work fine.

My kids want to spend real money on a silly gambling game, how do I address this?

By issuing currency, of course!

father of the year

Just want to take a second and say thank God I had Warcraft 3 instead of Roblox growing up.

EDIT: He should create a Skibidibux IMF and offer them all loans denominated in Skibidibux that come with loan covenants about performing household chores.

the post is deleted but all the comments are still there pretty evenly split between "remove all roblox" and "here's how you can tweak your deranged skibidi toilet economy to work"

This will clearly have a good impact on his children and won't lead to distrust among themselves or make them turn every petty problem into a fight to the death. Surely tis a good system of raising kids, the fucking IMF father. Lmao

My god, just say no and block roblox on your router. Tell your kids to go the fuck outside

skibidiconomy's in the shitter

Capitalism works

Pool the toilet dollars into a central fund that can only be drawn down with the consent of all of the children. Put an expiry date on all toilet dollars so if they can't agree they all get nothing.

It'll either force them to work together or teach them how best to bicker over the will of their estranged father.

what the fuck did I just read man

typical yakubian capitalist move to engage in anti-worker monetary devaluation schemes. Full and uncritical support to the children's uprising. No bedtime without skibidi time

Skibidi Reserve is lowering rates

As a skibidi toilet central banker, would you go into a hospital and mess with people's life support systems?

What the actual fuck is going on here? "Skibidi toilet" what???

My kid used to play Roblox, which I understand is riddled with bullshit, but this is new to me and just utterly wild.

I guess this is the kinda stuff I missed out on (luckily avoided??) by just having one child - no bizarre sibling rivalry over opaque internet currency.

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Oh is this that famous innovation that capitalism is supposed to breed?

Don't the children have friends who would arbitrage the value difference or is 7:20 the rate on the street?

i hate it here.