I've seen this here and there. There are conspiracy weirdos who think the real food is being replaced with fake food cause woke. It mostly involves tic toks of idiots doing weird things no one ever does with groceries like setting them on fire or seeing if they float and then claiming they're fake
Holding little witch trials for the produce
Why doesn't this snow melt when I hold a match over it?
I feel like at least half of conspiracy theory nonsense is something someone made up as a joke to fuck with them, and then they just don't notice they're being mocked and take on the new ridiculous thing completely unironically.
I kinda wanna go down that rabbit hole
It's boring
Maybe hes seen too much facebook AI cabbage
Zoomers are taking the broccoli haircut too far.
These people are gen alpha, jeez grandpa
That's how they got that hair tho....they inherited it from their zoomer parents.
"That's cabbage!"
Nope, that's engagement bait.
first of all that's an Australian, please the US has enough to be ashamed of we don't need these kinds of false accusations
second of all I absolutely thought this was a joke but I went to his profile and now I can't tell. All his videos up until that point were just gym videos, no jokes, then all of a sudden he posts this cabbage video. He made one video after that seems like it's supposed to be a joke, but it's not funny at all and just a weird video, maybe it was an attempt to make the cabbage video seem like it was actually a joke the whole time. Then the next video is an apology for not knowing what cabbage was. So idk, doesn't really seem like a joke, especially when his actual attempt at a joke video landed so poorly.
Upside-down Amerikkkans when not borger
'australians' are just aspirational 'americans'
Australians probably do not eat enough cabbage, except maybe in slaw
all they know is eat vegemite and lie
Funny, I was going to say Americans probably know what a cabbage is because of slaw.
America has tons of cabbage dishes. The northeast variants are more Irish influence related to the traditional boil and the south has mixed greens which is a take on collard greens that mixes em with cabbage. There’s also the rare( here at least) , but delectable, fried cabbage. Seriously, cabbage fries well. Just try it and it’ll work.
Was it a couple of years ago there was a lettuce shortage for fast food joints so they just started using cabbage instead?
Slaw is big down under? Hell yeah, I’m non-sectarian when it comes to slaw, fuck the slaw splitters, but what type is big is in Australia?
No, it's just something people eat sometimes. I don't really keep track, sorry :(
I think this person legitimately picked up a cabbage thinking it was iceberg lettuce
in a reply to one of the comments on his apology vid, he says his friend picked it up. So now there are two people who don't know what cabbage is
Is that not clearly just a funny troll?
This is why I don’t eat the stuff, it’ll give you a nanobot.
Holy shit whoever wrote that deserves 
hey everybody you know what's hilarious when a member of the systematically degraded racial underclass doesn't know the things I know
Yeah only vice could turn "lol snoop dogg is so high he forgot what a pine cone is" into some racist shit, big reason why I don't ever read them much anymore 
God damn i couldn't even read it
they did what to him?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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