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Goddamn Americans can only understand morality if it's a burger.
gotta reach people on their level
They clearly don't, cause they're still eating the burger
It doesn't have cheese in it
We can make the burger be vegan after we buy it.
Omfg such a good analogy
I got another one where that came from: Maybe the burger is actually secretly vegan, but they're just not advertising it that way because they don't want to turn off meat eaters.
my lib ass actually thought this about obama in 2008
"If you eat enough of the burgers maybe the next shipment will be Impossible Burgers." 
Sus-ply and demand 
Perfect. 
“Just pick the meat out.”
okay
“Just have a little bit of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner!”
Yeah but don’t you stupid commies realize that one genocide president has a better genocide than the other one?!
"have fish instead"
I thought about this example but I really wanted to emphasize the similarity of the options. That said, if you go by what people actually say to vegans this is probably more accurate.
Fish is succ Dems like Bernie
Fish Delites 
Broke: Voting for the lesser evil
Woke: Voting for the one most likely to get redacted
Bespoke: [redacted]
GOOD post
One of my favourite r/enlightenedcentrism posts was when someone shared a burger paddy that was 50% TVP and 50% beef, and then centrists came out of the woodwork to say things like "well it would reduce meat consumption by 50%" etc
You know what else would reduce meat consumption by 50%?! And also reduce it by the other 50%?
burger paddy? you mean a bostonian?
A+
I won't lie, I love some mapo tofu.
It's because he looks like a cheeto, I get it
Look, just get the hamburger without the cheese. Getting anything other than a hamburger is the same as getting a cheeseburger. This is literally the most important decision since we came here last time, when you also had to get a hamburger. And the time before, when you ordered the hamburger like you were told but still got stuck with the cheeseburger
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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