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Irony masks may have worked a decade ago, but they're as outdated as his "doge" shit now.

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[-] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

god i hate it when he tries to be funny

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Every time he makes a joke, I get the feeling that humanity evolving a sense of humor was a mistake. I can’t wait until he inevitably tries to wipe out all life on earth because “I did it for teh lulz!”

It really brings the sincerity of their tradcath beliefs into question because they certainly don’t act like they fear hell themselves.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

More than pretty much anyone else, I think my-hero would see "TradCath" ideology as a Warhammer 40k LARP.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

It’s honestly a little hilarious how these klansmen that love the “evil god” aesthetic from every video game ever flock to Catholicism without a hint of irony.

Yeah, I’m not saying Catholicism is purely wholesome chungus, but I at least appreciate its messages of both community and moderation.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I gotta admit he/Himmler was kinda funny if stripped of context

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

He/Himmler

Thanks for introducing thy pronouns, Elon

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

A billionare in his 50's thinks that old ass Reddit-tier humor like "I did Nazi that coming" isn't cringe

lmao

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

He tries to be the hip meme man, but he's really your aunt who still emails you LOLcats.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

My aunt's Grumpy Cat memes were actually funny tho.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

This one actually gave me a mini-stroke, to see The Most Reddit Phrase being said by The Most Reddit Man... it feels like I'm witnessing an elemental force

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

it feels like I'm witnessing an elemental force

Euphoria storms can occur under such conditions, where entire regions can be devastated by a fedora-shaped cloud formation.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

reminds me more of Henry Ford

I am a pun enjoyer but these are so tired and forced and don't say anything. it's like he wants to get across "nuh uh, you are" but his motivation is to be liked by the fascists he's cultivated in his personal sandbox and he doesn't want to imply Nazis are bad so he vaguely references Nazis with shitty "wordplay" that doesn't actually have any content

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

At least Henry Ford was an actual great industrialist who revolutionized manufacturing. Musk turns everything he touches to shit.

[-] kota@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

First as tragedy then as farce

[-] roux@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

"Someone called me Hitler? I should make 2 stupid playground tier jokes and them say something transphobic as a retort! That will show that I'm not a fascist clown."

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

"Someone called me Hitler? I should make 2 stupid playground tier jokes and them say something transphobic as a retort! That will show that I'm not a fascist clown."

At this point I think my-hero wants to be seen as a plausibly deniable nazi because nazis (and incredibly credulous liberal techbro rubes) are the only loyalists he has left.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

That guy seems very close to going into "Hitler was actually cool" territory. And his le epic doge bros are gonna eat that shit up.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

My guess is it's only a matter of time before he says an "ironic" Hitler did nothing wrong "joke"

[-] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

This is fine...

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's like 2016 gamergate reddit found a time machine and colonized 2009 narwhal bacon reddit

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 days ago

Please god... stop... the memories 🛑

I'm just glad I found that shit cringey back then at the time too. There was a whole-ass few year period where everyone was making bacon flavored shit. Pretty sure Denny's (the shitty interstate-side restroom/pancake hole) had a bacon milkshake...

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

It's like he runs all his comments through an AI script that exclusively scrapes from reddit-logo circa 2015.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Literally Reddit personified.

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

This guy genuinely is bad at everything, from car "design" to attempting to be funny.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

some european thing compares musk to hitler

I just assume it's a supporter when I read that

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